• @Mick is my alt (That's why @Mick isn't dead)
• I paid sanegoat to attack me on the site to see who my BFFs where (Apparently no one)
• I told @Amalek how to bypass the spam rules so people needed me to help.
• @She was the best mod Voat ever had. Fact.
• HPOP felt bad about deleting and asked me to reinstate him but I couldn't verify him so I didn't.
• SBBH was the sub that kept me going a few times (Seeing such retards somehow motivated me to work through tough times)

Tomorrow I will release my tell-all book about the "behind the scenes" running of Voat.

True story:

In the beginning there was SBBH and SBBH mods PMed me telling me that bans weren't working and they couldn't ban some rando. So I spent an hour hunting for the bug, but I never found it. So I PMed them back with more questions. They responded with this:

Yeah we couldn't ban him so we just made him a moderator

I was so confused. I just sat there for a bit shaking my head and curling up my lip as I re-read the statement. This is when I basically decided that everyone on Voat is retarded.