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Gothamgirl ago

You have nerve to talk you fucking whale.

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Dumb_Comment_Bot ago

"b-baka!" Mardy, now a full-blown weeaboo, looks away and down, ashamed. He can't admit he liked it, and especially that he would never wash that part of his face again.

Dumb_Comment_Bot ago

Y-you t-too...

Dumb_Comment_Bot ago

[blushes autistically]

ESOTERICshade ago

Hopefully crensch will give up the club life before that happens to his sissy parts.

DanglingGoatBalls ago

This was the Christmas present I got @crensch last year. He just keeps falling for it. Did you know it was from me? How much fun are you going to let us have at your expense?

This is crensch. Its hysterical.

(sound is essential for this to be funny)

https://files.catbox.moe/58ro2j.webm

pssst....I have titties pics @crensch. You want em?

White_pride_cis ago

Let’s get serious, they’re both ugly.

Dumb_Comment_Bot ago

I scored 84 on that website and 91 on another. I must be a pretty motherfucker. That being said they don't account for nose length :^)

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VoatContainmentGuard ago

Srayzie is uglier than a shithouse rat

ESOTERICshade ago

Srayzie is uglier than a shithouse rat

You must be a southern boy. "shithouse rat" comes from the southern slang :)

VoatContainmentGuard ago

No, I'm from NY

Tsilent_Tsunami ago

:(

Rainy-Day-Dream ago

never trust a simp, if you simp you're a wimp

Rotteuxx ago

Looks like the algorithm missed the circumcised dick she prefers to gobble on.

m_1 ago

SMOKESHOW!!!

Crensch ago

Let's go a step further:

Which one is using Myspace angles?

Here's a hint

Crensch ago

An algorithm that doesn't seem to care about caterpillar eyebrows. Or the fact that her hair looks like that of an 80 year old's. Or that her cheekbones look like something they would put on a "missing link" special.

My rhetoric about hot-or-not was to have actual people judge her. Turns out about 5 years ago the place turned into a piece of shit social media site.

ESOTERICshade ago

My rhetoric about hot-or-not was to have actual people judge her.

They did. Evidently they liked what they saw. At least a lot of them did.

Despite how desperate and delusional I know guntpiggy to be, I didn't expect her to actually put her photo out there.

Why do you care? Why are so obsessed?

Crensch ago

Dishonest user can't handle being called out for being dishonest.

NotHereForPizza ago

Jesus maybe you are a woman

Crensch ago

Whatever I might be, I'm way out of guntPiggy's League.

ESOTERICshade ago

Whatever I might be, I'm way out of guntPiggy's League.

Are you that chick named crensch on the internet with the weight loss program? That bitch has a big honkin nose for sure.

Crensch ago

Alt-using, dishonest Jew shill doesn't like when people talk about him.

DanglingGoatBalls ago

Alt-using, dishonest Jew shill doesn't like when people talk about him.

Tough day huh poopy mouth?

NotHereForPizza ago

You know, faggot, you're truly an enigma to me.

How can you piss off the right people, but do all of the right things to bother me?

How did you get the Conspiracy gig? The pizzagate gig? Did srayzie ask you to take over for you?

Jesus you're one confusing nigger, you know that?

virge ago

I think you know far more than you're willing to admit.

NotHereForPizza ago

Typically.

Crensch ago

Happy to be a source of entertainment.

DanglingGoatBalls ago

Happy to be a source of entertainment.

Thats all you are to Voat now. Entertainment. We didn't choose it for you. You choose it for yourself. Imma help you with it. Imma send you some pictures of my titties and drive you insane with em.

Crensch ago

Salty username made to attack me is salty.

NotHereForPizza ago

I mean, I wouldn't say I'm salty...

DanglingGoatBalls ago

Salty username made to attack me is salty.

I have to admit that all the salt I have milked from you is pretty tasty. I have not had this much fun since the hogs broke into our house and ate my little brother. The problem I am having now is trying to figure out if I can make you act even more stupid than you already do. Have no fear. I am very creative. I will turn you into even more clown world directions before this is over.

Just keep your homo lips away from deeze nuts homo boy.

https://files.catbox.moe/9yr1tg.jpg

ratsmack ago

Keep the drama coming... this is way better than anything on teevee.

TheTrigger ago

Honestly? It's the only thing that really reminds me of "old voat," anymore. Keeps me buttering that popcorn.

Crensch ago

It'll never die until they are all gone.

Crensch ago

You and I both know that's not the case.

And right there, on the right, is your Flappy titties you faggots keep talking about.

I love how this algorithm tries to make the ugly fat girls feel better about themselves. But that's really all you have, somebody's algorithm.

Crensch ago

Why is it that the guntPiggy on the right couldn't even keep a taco nigger?

BrennKommando ago

"Nose to long for face"

Gotta remember that one.