Reminder: It's never too late for pancakes. (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted 4.9 years ago by TheBuddha
That is all.
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Inaminit 4.9 years ago
Can I have waffles instead?
TheBuddha 4.9 years ago
You can, but waffles are just wrong.
Awww, c'mon... They hold the syrup and butter better.
No, they don't. They hold it more uniformly, not better.
Waffles are for conformists who can't handle variety. They're imposing false limits for the sake of a uniform product. Squares and FBI agents eat waffles.
Waffle eaters are just bad people.
cynicaloldfart 4.9 years ago
clears throat
See? We have an example of a waffle eater right there!
Damn right! Yeah, yeah I know, I'm dismissed.
Oh, when I told EH that you ate frozen waffles, from a toaster, she said she used to eat those - and then she said "Eww."
Words are like toothpaste and now you're both squeezing the tube. That's fine, just......fine.
I think we both concluded that room service would improve your diet, if nothing else.
Also:
https://voat.co/v/guitar/3457121/20850735
Well I'm certainly honored to have both of yours consideration of my well-being. It means so much to me, really.
We also briefly discussed asking for your physician's phone number so that we could rat you out.
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Inaminit ago
Can I have waffles instead?
TheBuddha ago
You can, but waffles are just wrong.
Inaminit ago
Awww, c'mon... They hold the syrup and butter better.
TheBuddha ago
No, they don't. They hold it more uniformly, not better.
Waffles are for conformists who can't handle variety. They're imposing false limits for the sake of a uniform product. Squares and FBI agents eat waffles.
Waffle eaters are just bad people.
cynicaloldfart ago
clears throat
TheBuddha ago
See? We have an example of a waffle eater right there!
cynicaloldfart ago
Damn right! Yeah, yeah I know, I'm dismissed.
TheBuddha ago
Oh, when I told EH that you ate frozen waffles, from a toaster, she said she used to eat those - and then she said "Eww."
cynicaloldfart ago
Words are like toothpaste and now you're both squeezing the tube. That's fine, just......fine.
TheBuddha ago
I think we both concluded that room service would improve your diet, if nothing else.
Also:
https://voat.co/v/guitar/3457121/20850735
cynicaloldfart ago
Well I'm certainly honored to have both of yours consideration of my well-being. It means so much to me, really.
TheBuddha ago
We also briefly discussed asking for your physician's phone number so that we could rat you out.