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Inaminit ago

Can I have waffles instead?

TheBuddha ago

You can, but waffles are just wrong.

Inaminit ago

Awww, c'mon... They hold the syrup and butter better.

TheBuddha ago

No, they don't. They hold it more uniformly, not better.

Waffles are for conformists who can't handle variety. They're imposing false limits for the sake of a uniform product. Squares and FBI agents eat waffles.

Waffle eaters are just bad people.

cynicaloldfart ago

clears throat

TheBuddha ago

See? We have an example of a waffle eater right there!

cynicaloldfart ago

Damn right! Yeah, yeah I know, I'm dismissed.

TheBuddha ago

Oh, when I told EH that you ate frozen waffles, from a toaster, she said she used to eat those - and then she said "Eww."

cynicaloldfart ago

Words are like toothpaste and now you're both squeezing the tube. That's fine, just......fine.

TheBuddha ago

I think we both concluded that room service would improve your diet, if nothing else.

Also:

https://voat.co/v/guitar/3457121/20850735

cynicaloldfart ago

Well I'm certainly honored to have both of yours consideration of my well-being. It means so much to me, really.

TheBuddha ago

We also briefly discussed asking for your physician's phone number so that we could rat you out.