The reveal will be surreal!
@imchad, @scrubbinoutoldblue @hollakost, @hulkjizz @Clitorissa @Gyna @jackoff @libby
@Crensch, @virge, @molochHunter,@clamhurt_legbeard
(sorry @vindicator and @bopper but you guys gotta be pinged too.)
u/ClamhurtsHoseWater is the account that Srayzie started using to send titty pictures. She used this account to send me her boobs (I led her on for a bit and got more than boobs!) before she started on Crensch you other dumb fucks! This started when I made a joke about her head shot. She wanted to prove how sexy she was to me! See, she knew I was a partial Q believer. She also knows that you faggets can’t take me out and I would call @zyklon_b in who scares the fuck out of all you. She said she likes men who are reserved but won’t bend to others. She was even gonna pay my trip back to Cali. I used to live there. I know some romantic spots and a few canyons that where outdoor sex is great! She fell for it! But got pissed that I wouldn’t be her solider and white knight.
Funny thing she started in on that weakling fag Crensch because he’s easy to manipulate. I have to admit, she did prove me wrong! I said Crensch has morals and wouldn’t fall her tots. Fuck, I was so wrong.
Oh well, ping her and she will supply you with tot pics!
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clamhurt_legbeard ago
i object to this username
WhiteRonin ago
What cha mean clammy?
clamhurt_legbeard ago
that username is clearly a ripoff of my intellectual property
WhiteRonin ago
Sorry! But at least you got the message! Didn’t you get her PM?
clamhurt_legbeard ago
I got pictures in PMs, but they aren't consistent with the heavily edited nudes purported to be her.
Nadeshda ago
whatta skank, no?
clamhurt_legbeard ago
The pictures I got weren't skanky at all, they were from her daughter's wedding lol
Nadeshda ago
Oh that’s a relieve... no telling what’s real anymore in this saga... like the Days of our lives on Voat or something, something... drama series that just keeps giving...
clamhurt_legbeard ago
Don't believe everything you hear. Doubly true from trolls.
How are you doing?
Nadeshda ago
I’m good, yes crazy busy had some personal milestones to reach these last few weeks and utterly feel relieved atm. I had to rest early last night as the sheer after effect is enough to wipe someone out. I have a few more personal hurdles to achieve and then finally and hopefully life can mellow a bit. Still forging ahead Sir with hope in my heart, so there is that! How is the little one? And also the package, darnit I have been working crazy times, sporadic at best, hoping to send it today... sorry for the delay.
clamhurt_legbeard ago
Oh!
I thought you said you sent it two Fridays ago, but maybe you just finished putting it together! Now I'm relieved, I was hoping it hadn't gotten lost....
Little one is still esconced. Any day now... We're at the point where we need the baby to be out so things can start settling back down lol.
I know what you mean about stuff being hectic. I call that your life exploding. But no matter what, you just have to punch back.
Keep punching explosions.
Nadeshda ago
We can do this, yes it’s ready but getting to a post office on time has been super problematic...dugh my times of running around in an opposite direction keeps happening!
clamhurt_legbeard ago
im not worried
were planning on keeping the baby at least through thanksgiving lol
you got time
Nadeshda ago
Yay! :)
clamhurt_legbeard ago
lol
mmm
no
then were all more excited for us to get it
Nadeshda ago
Good on ya, I like waiting too, makes it way better! Some people can’t wait, glad you said that! You are my type of people... :)