My health has really gone to shit in the last month and I'm out of energy and just wanna sleep so I'm taking a hike, so to speak. I may end up with a transplant one day and get back to normal but for now I'm a bit wrecked.
I've really enjoyed my time in this sub, it's probably the coolest sub on Voat although I'm a little biased.
I'm not sure what else to say except I will miss this place and the people I've gotten to know over the last four years. You all made me laugh so much I nearly died :p
Look after yourselves, keep up the shitposting and don't forget that everyone is welcome at SBBH.
I'll hang around today to say goodbye to my cool internet friends who find this thread but after that I gotta go fight with my irritatingly broken body.
(Not trolling you although I get that some will find that hard to believe and that's entirely my fault)
forget-me-not ago
I don't know whether to believe or not, but just in case... I'll miss you, and I wish you the best, Mick. This sub took me through some dark times, on many alts (if you recall... I was Missi and QwertyPoi and i-am-me and more, omglol). I met so many great people here, who were all drawn in by your charisma, humor, and easygoing nature. Thank you (:
drstrangegov ago
No matter what happens never stop fighting. Life is a precious gift.
ilikeskittles ago
Mick take care bro, hurry back.
i_scream_trucks ago
Nigger can i have your JIDF pay?
Sorry to hear youre ill man, if you ever need anything from a bogan goat always feel free to give me a shout.
Rest well.
PuttsMum ago
@Empress, I have so much respect for you, I just want to say goodbye and wish you the very best.
Keep doing that thing you do because you really help make Voat great :)
18371726? ago
Aww, thanks Mick. Love you to the moon and back. I'm gonna miss you so much. <3
Now I'm crying.
zyklon_b ago
sad stuff
Rotteuxx ago
Have a good rest @Mick, thx for helping make Voat what it is today. No leaving until we all cry to @Nadeshda's song though !
PuttsMum ago
You will always be Voat old school cool to me, Rotteuxx. Thanks for helping to make SBBH the best of the worst over the last four years, it's been a blast :)
friendshipistragic ago
Also if you die it’s pics or it didn’t happen. You can manage that right?
friendshipistragic ago
But I was just getting to know and like you...
PuttsMum ago
Me too. Your username sums it up really :)
friendshipistragic ago
Hope you come back. Here’s a fun fact before you go. I created this name so I could troll the MLP page, but kept it because I realized it bothered and pissed off everyone else too.
heygeorge ago
Mick, I’m just gonna partly not believe you as a coping mechanism. I also don’t understand how a sleepy man is to take a hike, but maybe my English-English isn’t so good
PuttsMum ago
That's the way to do it mate. I've got a continual headache these days and using a screen seems to make it worse.
It's been great seeing the sub humming along and new users posting Also, seeing the sub consistently in the top 10 most active subs is not a bad achievement considering most of the userbase probably have the place blocked. Lots of that is down to your great personality, SBBH is lucky to have you in charge.
Take care for now, George :)
heygeorge ago
Enjoy your break best as you can. Once you figure how to dope yourself up the right way or find a kidney, I look forward to seeing you here.
In your absence rest assured I will troll as you returning an unseemly amount of times.
I don’t know that I appreciate you calling me fat & ugly (nice personality... oldest slight in the book, sigh) but I’m sure glad for this strange place you built and for getting to know you. We will absolutely fuck this whole thing up and strive for many more blocks, and perhaps a few subscribers.
WhiteRonin ago
Gonna miss getting benned by yah sheep fucker!
No luck with a sheep kidney?
SeanBox ago
Why do you wear sunglasses at night? Because the sun never sets on a G. Until Valhalla, mate.
Nadeshda ago
MICK! With tears in my eyes I pray for a breakthrough! Please present a kidney FATHER or supernatural healing, sustenance, comfort and peace unto Salvation eternal in Y'shua's Name I pray. Amen
I have to sing for you, stay a bit longer please...
PuttsMum ago
I'll buy all your records! Wait, records aren't a thing now are they? I'll pirate all your songs!
Thanks for the prayers, thanks for the memories :)
TheTrigger ago
The world will end to general applause from wits who think it's a joke. Never got to talk, but enjoyed what you had to offer. Everything good comes to an end. Take care, bud.
Goathole ago
YOU CAN'T LEAVE! Gabara will touch me again.
If you live without shitposting........is it really living?
tomdogg ago
The fortunate and unfortunate side effect of life is hat we all have to die. I think fight club said it best “On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero."
The good news (gospel) is that we will all see each other again. Given the turn that the world has taken over the past decade I worry less about dying and more about living. You might want to consider trying mushrooms before you go. There have been studies that showed that people who were terminally ill and ate psylocybin mushrooms had a peaceful acceptance of their fate after just one dose. I wish you peace, fellow voater.
gabara ago
No!!!
PuttsMum ago
Yeah nah mate
gabara ago
I'll really miss you. No one shoots up a mosque like you
PuttsMum ago
I'll miss you too you Canuck bastard! Live long and shitpost.
gabara ago
Please come back some day!
HateCumbuckets ago
Good luck mate.
PuttsMum ago
Cheers mate, keep up your excellent shitposting.
PuttsMum ago
I'm really hard to kill it seems but I'm getting too tired to fight. Sometimes, after a good go, a guy just has to give up and admit defeat.
PuttsMum ago
Look after yourself, mate. I've had a LOT of fun here shitposting with all you faggots but I've run out of energy and just want to sleep these days.
TheBuddha ago
Is this a shitpost, or real?
PuttsMum ago
Real, for a change. Keep up the good work you do on Voat, Buddah, it's a breath of fresh air.
TheBuddha ago
Hmm... Anything I can do?
PuttsMum ago
How are your surgery skills?
TheBuddha ago
I could probably do a c section.
Dougal_McHaggis ago
Which one of your organs is jewing you?
PuttsMum ago
Kidneys.
Dougal_McHaggis ago
Rough, but at least you have plenty of shitposting time doing dialysis? I hate to be the "apple cider vinegar" guy but have you ever tried coq10? I learned years ago about it improving pet dogs with kidney disease, but it may help humans too. Could ask your doctor about if he knows anything. Might get your energy up a little https://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2018-12/bsp-cqs122718.php
"The current meta-analysis demonstrated that CoQ10 supplementation significantly improved metabolic profile in patients with CKD by reducing total cholesterol, LDL-cholesterol, MDA and creatinine levels, yet it did not affect fasting glucose, insulin, HOMA-IR, and CRP concentrations."
PuttsMum ago
I've been on dialysis for a few years. It's has worn me out.
I really appreciate the link, I'll look into it.
SandHog ago
You should contact @TheBuddha. I have it on good authority that he runs an organ farm out of his basement. He might even give you a discount!
Seriously though, take care of yourself and I hope something positive breaks your way soon.
TheBuddha ago
Do you want Slash's kidney? I can get you Slash's kidney!
friendshipistragic ago
Having Slash’s kidney might be worse than no kidney. Get something indestructible. Get Jagger’s kidney.
TheBuddha ago
I don't have his. Hmm... Maybe I'll sing Dream On for voat someday.
SandHog ago
I thought you already sold that one?
TheBuddha ago
Nah, that was Hetfield's.
SandHog ago
Oh, right. Not sure how I got those two mixed up.
TheBuddha ago
I'm pretty sure they bought that one to dry it out and snort it.
PuttItOut ago
Any Leave of Absence requests must be submitted prior to any Leave of Absence posts.
Sorry, rules are rules.
Based on your prior history, I'd expect any Leave of Absence requests to be auto-denied.
PuttsMum ago
I was kinda trying to slip out without you noticing because saying goodbye to you is hard. Thanks for the awesome time I have had here over the last 4 years, Putts. I never had a home on the internet until I found Voat and I'll miss it a great deal.
I hope you find a replacement mum soon! <3
Inb4 someone bans you :p
srayzie ago
Give your mom a break Putt! 🙄 She was already kicked off Twitter. She must be stressed.
@Puttsmum spank his butt!
PuttsMum ago
A spanking is in the mail.
srayzie ago
Lol good! Put him in line!
PuttsMum ago
Hahaha, me in a nutshell.
NosebergShekelman ago
Let the liquor do the thinking
PuttsMum ago
Hard liquor, neat, is the only way on dialysis but boy does it get you drunk fast.
NosebergShekelman ago
Get well, niggerfegit
Drunkenst ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=10hb001WqIU#
right behind you, rob a bank.
Redcobra ago
I will always remember you setting me free https://i.imgtc.com/HmXnKOb.png thank you anon.all kidding aside I’ve enjoyed this acct.your humility and humour were easy to relate to. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WChTqYlDjtI
Drunkenst ago
We all gotta go sometime. Be certain they’ll be plenty of rat bastids ready to comfort your widder.
Drunkenst ago
Would volunteer Gabara’s heart but he wrote me to confess I’d already stolen it. 💕
PuttsMum ago
Actually lol'd :)
Drunkenst ago
Good I’m fuq’n cryin. Don’t go.
PuttsMum ago
I have sore eyes too. Stupid dust.
PuttsMum ago
I'd have loved to have visited America. I should have done it when i was younger :)
totes_magotes ago
G'bye. Be sure to eat a few doughnuts for us.
PuttsMum ago
I'm on some retarded dietary restrictions but I'll make an exception, cheers, Totes!
totes_magotes ago
Don't forget, they have to have holes.
PuttsMum ago
They fucking will when I finish with them ;)
totes_magotes ago
God that sounds so sexy. Are you married?
PuttsMum ago
My 20 year marriage ended about a year ago. She couldn't cope with my illness. I don't blame her for freaking out, it was probably hard for her seeing me decline, so she ran.
totes_magotes ago
Anyone who does what you do with doughnuts doesn’t need that kind of succubus in their lives.
Caveman_in_a_suit ago
SBBH without you is like Freebie without the Bean
You'll be missed, though I'll keep spreading the word: we're all @Mick now, and always have been
PuttsMum ago
Be good, Mud, keep posting that shit :p
The_Duke_of_Dabs ago
PUTTSMUM IS SBBH' MUM!
zyklon_b ago
E-THUGGIN IS MORE THAN JUST A HOBBY IS A LIFESTYLE
LOVE YOU MICK
PuttsMum ago
Love you too man, take care of yourself :)
zyklon_b ago
see you in Valhalla komrade ;)
PuttsMum ago
Shiny and chrome together!
zyklon_b ago
have no fear you are worthy of the great hall mein friend .
better to embrace death than try to run
C_Corax ago
Rough life huh? Don't really know what to say except that I wish you the best.
PuttsMum ago
Thank you. I've had a good 50+ years. A few regrets but not too many.
drstrangegov ago
Very sorry to hear about your Ill health. Hope you get better!
PuttsMum ago
Thank you, Dr. A kidney transplant would help but it's looking less likely the more time drags on.
drstrangegov ago
I would like to see if I can donate a kidney to you. I don't know you, but we have this amazing technology to make this kind of stuff possible and it just seems insane to let a man die. Everybody's got two. I can't figure out why that is unless we were meant to share them. I have no idea how this works.
drstrangegov ago
What do you say, man? Want a little German inside of you?
drstrangegov ago
Why is it always kidneys? Don't you have anyone that can donate one?
PuttsMum ago
I don't have any family left after my little sister died of kidney cancer 6 years ago. The thing I found with donation is that I was offered quite a few from friends and acquaintances when I was healthy but those offers dried up as it became a reality. I don't blame them it's risky for the donor. I might still get a deceased donor kidney one day so there is that :)
drstrangegov ago
Dang....what's your blood type?
friendshipistragic ago
We will happily donate all of strangegov’s organs @PuttsMum ! We just need to catch him first.
PuttsMum ago
That's an offer I can't refuse :)
drstrangegov ago
If there was a nuclear apocalypse, all that would be left is tardigrades and me. I'm a human cockroach.
friendshipistragic ago
Dear god. We agree on something. You are a human cockroach
drstrangegov ago
It's a foundation we will build a forever friendship upon. So......whatcha wearing?
friendshipistragic ago
Not now. I need you to sit in this tub of ice while I find out what overnight shipping to New Zealand costs me. Just sit there until you lose consciousness.
drstrangegov ago
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=Sp-pU8TFsg0
PuttsMum ago
I forget but it's one of the common ones. With kidney donation it's more about tissue match than blood match although of course blood type is important.
drstrangegov ago
I'm so sorry man.....I don't know who you are, specifically, but I think of you as one of the old timers. Don't let shit get you down. everything in life is transient, including life itself. I have a feeling voat is pulling for you. Sending positive hoodoo your way.
PuttsMum ago
Thanks man. Keep up the quality shitposting :)
drstrangegov ago
We'll hold down the fort!