So... I've been thinking... (SoapboxBanhammer)

submitted ago by TheBuddha

I think I might have discovered the exact moment you feel old.

I just had that moment.

I'm currently looking at getting rid of the snowmobiles and four wheelers. Then, I'll buy a side-by-side with seating for four, heating, a roof, etc... It'll need a winch, but I'm thinking this is a good idea.

That I think it's a good idea means I'm getting fuckng old.

It better have a goddamned CD player in it, too. And it better not fucking skip.

Either way, I'm pretty sure this means I'm old. Pretty sure...

gabara ago

What's a CD, old man?

TheBuddha ago

Good point.

I'll take an MP3 player.

Thanks.

I would like a PTO on it, as well.

gabara ago

MP3?

TheBuddha ago

Yeah. I like being able to select my audio. I sure as shit don't need more than that.

Someone's bound to make one.

WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI ago

If you were young then you'd be broke, or you'd be looking for ways to invest your money to get more money instead of looking for ways to make the things you're buying more comfortable.

If you can ride it without getting hemorrhoids then it's comfortable enough.

TheBuddha ago

I was still pretty young when I got a few bucks. That was probably a bad thing, in hindsight.

But, I'll sell what I have and buy the side-by-side. I want one with a PTO, as well. I should start digging through models.

hangry ago

You're only old after your fourth colonoscopy.

TheBuddha ago

You really don't want me to describe the things your grandmother and I did together. No, you don't....

PurpleSea-lion ago

LOL I can relate. Kind of like going from a sailboat to a trawler...sigh.

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TheBuddha ago

See? Some of the side-by-sides will even let me put crawler tracks under it for the winter. I've got heated garage. I ain't scared.

It'd be so much easier AND I'm less likely to fall and break a hip!

Also, boats suck. Fuck boats, except kayaks. Kayaks are okay. All other boats suck. Just go down to the lake and throw your money right into the water. It's safer and possibly cheaper. Fuck boats.