No. I have a bad habit of putting things in specific places in specific ways when I put them back. (Note: When I put them back) so it should always be the way I thought I left it. I'm not 100% on that.
Of course, the habit is profoundly useful when taking something apart that I plan to put back together. Unless some dickhead comes along and moves everything like my friend who was helping me replace the exhaust on my military truck. I had everything where I knew it was and where it went and then he just moved shit to wherever when I had to move the truck to turn the wheels. I ended up with a spare bolt that day and I have no fucking clue where it was supposed to go because everything is bolted back like it should be. I almost yelled at his old ass for that shit. He's the kind of guy that could fuck up a wet dream. Not a bad person but Jesus is he stupid. Somehow he does software development.
view the rest of the comments →
totes_magotes ago
I felt my IQ drop 20 points reading that idiot's comments. Does that mean I fit in here more... or less now?
Dumb_Comment_Bot ago
Less. Much less.
You should feel euphoric, elevated by the intelligence of his comments.
totes_magotes ago
I doorknob when accidental dog hair wind flies the window.
Dumb_Comment_Bot ago
I hit my knee with a hammer accidently yesterday night. I called it a day a bit early because it hurt so fucking bad.
Just wanted to let someone know. It still hurts a bit but it's mostly okay.
totes_magotes ago
Always remember to put the cap on the toothpaste. Great advice to live by.
Dumb_Comment_Bot ago
I have the flip cap ones I literally could not mess it up
totes_magotes ago
I tend to break them by opening the wrong direction...
Dumb_Comment_Bot ago
Do you not look at it when you open it
totes_magotes ago
No. I have a bad habit of putting things in specific places in specific ways when I put them back. (Note: When I put them back) so it should always be the way I thought I left it. I'm not 100% on that.
Of course, the habit is profoundly useful when taking something apart that I plan to put back together. Unless some dickhead comes along and moves everything like my friend who was helping me replace the exhaust on my military truck. I had everything where I knew it was and where it went and then he just moved shit to wherever when I had to move the truck to turn the wheels. I ended up with a spare bolt that day and I have no fucking clue where it was supposed to go because everything is bolted back like it should be. I almost yelled at his old ass for that shit. He's the kind of guy that could fuck up a wet dream. Not a bad person but Jesus is he stupid. Somehow he does software development.