slwsnowman40 ago

What the fuck is in your water? Do you bathe in LSD and shrooms?

outrider787 ago

Every song that I've heard from A1 is absolute garbage

Morbo ago

Well steak sauce is not known for being good at writing songs. Heinz 57 sucks at song writing too, but I think Worcestershire sauce might have some talent.

Dailytacs ago

Definitely accordion and polka, but with a mestizo latin remix

Nosferatjew ago

Every time I see "AI" in text form, every time, in my head I say "AL" and think of Al Bundy, and then I read the context, and have to start over and correct myself.

Morbo ago

I know your pain, albeit with a different AL.

ScreaminMime ago

Good one, is this OC?

Morbo ago

Yup. Every time I see "AI" written I read it as "AL" and think of Weird Al Yankovic. I had just read an article headline talking about AI and this shower thought was born. I don't think any AI could give Weird Al a challenge when it comes to parody gold.

Epictetus_Hierapolis ago

I want to tell my wife this joke, but it only works in print...

Morbo ago

Well write it down then! After that, write down the following words and have her read them aloud. Try it yourself to make sure you get it. It must be read aloud and not just in your head.

I M sofa king we Todd did.

Leroy_Antoine ago

Your parents were so accommodating to your disability, they chose a name that has two "d's" just in case you forget one when writing it out.

Morbo ago

George Carlin had something to say about guys named Todd.

https://tube.poal.co/watch?v=PxqCGTkV5wg

WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI ago

No, AI will be too smart to make dumbfuck puns

Morbo ago

You must be fun at parties.

WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI ago

Shit, I wouldn't want to go to pun parties.