I voted for you cuz I'm a cuck not gay :)

LOL

im just glad your cheating wont win the day here

I got to admit that holding the foot pedal between your ass and your heels is pretty damn smart. Not Osha approved but.......well, fuck osha, there's work to be done.

Pic 1. Hands down.

Sorry @Triggpuff. You have great legs, no doubt but I'm 100% hetero.

I wish we had more than dudes or trannies to choose from....but then, I am a FUCKING BOOOOOMER

@trigglypuff yumyum

And so it begins. The long awaited, voats first ever beauty contest. The contenders are numbered in the photo as follows:

1.. @ExpertShitposter Some say that he survives on cocktails made from ice cream, pizza and absinthe blended together, and that he worships a mysterious entity known only as "Machine God". All we know is, hes called the Expie.

2.. @clamhurt_legbeard Some say that she is a he, and has a single testicle, and is the the most wanted terrorist in all of England. All we know is, she called the Clammy.

3.. @Rotteuxx Some say that the Krupp steel construction he is working on is a U-boat, with witch he plans to destroy Pear harbor, and that he once shot a man just for disrespecting the TIG process. All we know is, he's called the Rotty.

4.. @Trigglypuff Some say that she has more alts than even Amalek had in his prime, and that she secretly starred in a nazi porno flick. All we know is, she's called the Triggs.

Cast your votes here: https://www.strawpoll.me/17181207 Time to vote is 24ish hours.

1st prize: one month of unlimited power modship in v/whatever, sponsored by @puttitout.

2nd prize: large case of ammo or liquor of your choice, sponsored by SBBH.

3nd prize: medium case of ammo or liquor of your choice, sponsored by Monster Energy.

4nd prize: small case of ammo or liquor of your choice, sponsored by Sellier & Bellot.