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26863342? ago

I don't get how this works. I have very little fame or notoriety or power in the world. I'm not rich. I don't present myself as being macho or cool or tough or anything. I'm reasonably good looking and am generally friendly. I've never needed to make concessions to women to sleep with them before. I don't give them gifts, or money, or take them out on vacations or... whatever.

If a girl wanted favors from me to sleep with me, I would simply tell her no thanks and go find a girl with less strings attached.

These guys can't even go hire an escort or something? I just have to think these guys have a lot more tricks and resources for scoring pussy than I do.

Epstein style, okay, I can understand that since that's a lot more dangerous and more risky to come by, if that's your thing... but some random Chinese women... uh... there's a lot of those out there that aren't spies that are going to get you in trouble.

26864225? ago

^^ This guy gets it, (without spilling beans)

26862350? ago

Comedy Video About Eric Swalwell and Fang Fang

What do we know about Rep. Eric Swalwell's ties to a Chinese spy? Comedian Michael Loftus knows it makes him laugh every time he says: Eric Swalwell and Fang Fang. That much is true. The Loftus Party is here to make funny videos and this one has it all! Chinese spies, congressmen, honeytraps and even some stand up from Rodney Dangerfield! Come on!

https://youtu.be/lUv2_2YYFPw

26861237? ago

So glad congress is getting testimony on where swalwell's weiner has been instead of pressuring barr to arrest someone. Anyone at this point

26860958? ago

he should be in jail right now. he should lose his job immediately. he is a traitor. punishment is clear

26860686? ago

Gut punch him on the way out.

26864219? ago

6860686

Nice 7-way palindrome! I think I've seen an 8-way, once.

26860660? ago

Guess he is finished now! Even Adam Schiff and Chuck Schumer no longer wants him as his dick smells like cum yung bang Fang.

26860199? ago

Bang Bang Fang Fang Ahahahahahahahhaha well done

26859774? ago

Hahaha

26859391? ago

I prob woulda banged Fang Fang.

But I wouldn’t have let them blackmail me.

The idea of your wife getting mad at dick pics versus committing treason.

Only a stupid boy man makes a decision like that.

26859200? ago

with Wang-Wang?

26858931? ago

Piw,right in the fangfang

26864217? ago

you cannot tell how much i laughed over that, but i can tell you: a lot :)

26858911? ago

Fang fang must be embarrassed!

26858852? ago

He should be given the choice to hang hang or be blindfolded for bang bang if he sang sang to fang fang. I don’t give a dang if he banged fang fang because she slang the poontang, we all need to wet our wang and do our thang. But if he sang when ccp rang, he gotsta hang mang.

26860205? ago

ahahahahahahhahhahahahhhaa I needed that laugh TY

26859862? ago

Well done, faggot.

26860130? ago

Dang.

26858716? ago

So married members of congress can just fuck their staff and no repercussions?...as long as they are democrats i suppose? he should be forced to resign or be kicked out for such behavior.

26859656? ago

he should be forced to resign or be kicked out for such behavior.

LOL - he'll be promoted! Maybe not in the US Congress but when he gets back to his shithole state, they'll find something good for him

26858704? ago

She should get tested. Probably will need therapy, too.

26864212? ago

here-a-pee, there-a-pee, everywhere a pee-pee!

why no, occifer, no idea what rick simpson oil is

26858528? ago

The truth is,,, Fang Fang was the one doing the Bang Bang. Bang bang right up Swallowells ass and he liked it!

26859876? ago

Maybe fang fang is a he.

26858474? ago

Im just shocked he bangs women in general...

26858497? ago

He's married too. Wonder who told his wife about Fang-Fang

26858456? ago

Seems like bang-bang was out for any democrat wang-wang she could get.

Hope it was worth is.

26858352? ago

A little Orlientar Boom Boom Time? Huh? Huh? Huh? Amirite?

26858261? ago

His baby dick banged nothing

26858189? ago

He had the sloppy seconds....and thirds, of 2 midwest, no-body mayors too apparently. One of which is a slovenly mess.

Plus whatever else came before them, pun not intended but fitting.

26858153? ago

Traitors get death.

He fucked around now he finds out.

Go out screaming mother fucker

26860344? ago

He gonna ride da lightenin’! ⚡️🤪⚡️

swalwell is such an amateur he gave up his life over some well-worn, cat food-smelling sausage wallet.

26858146? ago

Ho Lee Fuk!

Sum Ting Wong!

He Tu Fag Fo Fang Fang!

26860133? ago

WE NEED FANG BANG MEMES!

26858709? ago

Nasty sideways asian pussy

26859051? ago

You might be surprised to learn it's vertical, just like yours.

26859625? ago

Found the simp for asians

26859071? ago

Mines diagonal.

26860123? ago

Pics or it didnt' happen.