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I don't get how this works. I have very little fame or notoriety or power in the world. I'm not rich. I don't present myself as being macho or cool or tough or anything. I'm reasonably good looking and am generally friendly. I've never needed to make concessions to women to sleep with them before. I don't give them gifts, or money, or take them out on vacations or... whatever.
If a girl wanted favors from me to sleep with me, I would simply tell her no thanks and go find a girl with less strings attached.
These guys can't even go hire an escort or something? I just have to think these guys have a lot more tricks and resources for scoring pussy than I do.
Epstein style, okay, I can understand that since that's a lot more dangerous and more risky to come by, if that's your thing... but some random Chinese women... uh... there's a lot of those out there that aren't spies that are going to get you in trouble.
What do we know about Rep. Eric Swalwell's ties to a Chinese spy? Comedian Michael Loftus knows it makes him laugh every time he says: Eric Swalwell and Fang Fang. That much is true. The Loftus Party is here to make funny videos and this one has it all! Chinese spies, congressmen, honeytraps and even some stand up from Rodney Dangerfield! Come on!
He should be given the choice to hang hang or be blindfolded for bang bang if he sang sang to fang fang. I don’t give a dang if he banged fang fang because she slang the poontang, we all need to wet our wang and do our thang. But if he sang when ccp rang, he gotsta hang mang.
So married members of congress can just fuck their staff and no repercussions?...as long as they are democrats i suppose? he should be forced to resign or be kicked out for such behavior.
26872519? ago
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26863342? ago
I don't get how this works. I have very little fame or notoriety or power in the world. I'm not rich. I don't present myself as being macho or cool or tough or anything. I'm reasonably good looking and am generally friendly. I've never needed to make concessions to women to sleep with them before. I don't give them gifts, or money, or take them out on vacations or... whatever.
If a girl wanted favors from me to sleep with me, I would simply tell her no thanks and go find a girl with less strings attached.
These guys can't even go hire an escort or something? I just have to think these guys have a lot more tricks and resources for scoring pussy than I do.
Epstein style, okay, I can understand that since that's a lot more dangerous and more risky to come by, if that's your thing... but some random Chinese women... uh... there's a lot of those out there that aren't spies that are going to get you in trouble.
26864225? ago
^^ This guy gets it, (without spilling beans)
26862350? ago
Comedy Video About Eric Swalwell and Fang Fang
https://youtu.be/lUv2_2YYFPw
26861237? ago
So glad congress is getting testimony on where swalwell's weiner has been instead of pressuring barr to arrest someone. Anyone at this point
26860958? ago
he should be in jail right now. he should lose his job immediately. he is a traitor. punishment is clear
26860686? ago
Gut punch him on the way out.
26864219? ago
Nice 7-way palindrome! I think I've seen an 8-way, once.
26860660? ago
Guess he is finished now! Even Adam Schiff and Chuck Schumer no longer wants him as his dick smells like cum yung bang Fang.
26860199? ago
Bang Bang Fang Fang Ahahahahahahahhaha well done
26859774? ago
Hahaha
26859391? ago
I prob woulda banged Fang Fang.
But I wouldn’t have let them blackmail me.
The idea of your wife getting mad at dick pics versus committing treason.
Only a stupid boy man makes a decision like that.
26859200? ago
with Wang-Wang?
26858931? ago
Piw,right in the fangfang
26864217? ago
you cannot tell how much i laughed over that, but i can tell you: a lot :)
26858911? ago
Fang fang must be embarrassed!
26858852? ago
He should be given the choice to hang hang or be blindfolded for bang bang if he sang sang to fang fang. I don’t give a dang if he banged fang fang because she slang the poontang, we all need to wet our wang and do our thang. But if he sang when ccp rang, he gotsta hang mang.
26860205? ago
ahahahahahahhahhahahahhhaa I needed that laugh TY
26859862? ago
Well done, faggot.
26860130? ago
Dang.
26858716? ago
So married members of congress can just fuck their staff and no repercussions?...as long as they are democrats i suppose? he should be forced to resign or be kicked out for such behavior.
26859656? ago
LOL - he'll be promoted! Maybe not in the US Congress but when he gets back to his shithole state, they'll find something good for him
26858704? ago
She should get tested. Probably will need therapy, too.
26864212? ago
here-a-pee, there-a-pee, everywhere a pee-pee!
why no, occifer, no idea what rick simpson oil is
26858528? ago
The truth is,,, Fang Fang was the one doing the Bang Bang. Bang bang right up Swallowells ass and he liked it!
26859876? ago
Maybe fang fang is a he.
26858474? ago
Im just shocked he bangs women in general...
26858497? ago
He's married too. Wonder who told his wife about Fang-Fang
26858456? ago
Seems like bang-bang was out for any democrat wang-wang she could get.
Hope it was worth is.
26858352? ago
A little Orlientar Boom Boom Time? Huh? Huh? Huh? Amirite?
26858261? ago
His baby dick banged nothing
26858189? ago
He had the sloppy seconds....and thirds, of 2 midwest, no-body mayors too apparently. One of which is a slovenly mess.
Plus whatever else came before them, pun not intended but fitting.
26858153? ago
Traitors get death.
He fucked around now he finds out.
Go out screaming mother fucker
26860344? ago
He gonna ride da lightenin’! ⚡️🤪⚡️
swalwell is such an amateur he gave up his life over some well-worn, cat food-smelling sausage wallet.
26858146? ago
Ho Lee Fuk!
Sum Ting Wong!
He Tu Fag Fo Fang Fang!
26860133? ago
WE NEED FANG BANG MEMES!
26858709? ago
Nasty sideways asian pussy
26859051? ago
You might be surprised to learn it's vertical, just like yours.
26859625? ago
Found the simp for asians
26859071? ago
Mines diagonal.
26860123? ago
Pics or it didnt' happen.
26858078? ago
https://archive.ph/Zz3PI
https://nitter.net/seanmdav/status/1340055774974898177
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