Lmao Conspiracy theorist since high school at least. The people contacting me now usually start off with, "are you freaked out ?" to which i respond "about what?" then i just listen and say "don't you remember when I said .... and.... and.... and you said I was crazy, well welcome to the nut house! and no I don't have any toilet paper for you!"
Yup. Previously you were a conspiracy theorist if you thought the government was lying to you. After the election the left went all-in on The ‘theory’ that Trump was ‘conspiring’ with the Russians. The definition changed pretty quickly after that. Now you’re a conspiracy theorist if you think the government is telling the truth.
I have always been the crazy conspiracy theorist at work but now I'm no longer the only one. In fact I would say there are too many crazy conspiracy theorists. I know that's a good thing and I'm there to clarify what they are saying, but damnit, I need a new identity now.
23086094? ago
Lmao Conspiracy theorist since high school at least. The people contacting me now usually start off with, "are you freaked out ?" to which i respond "about what?" then i just listen and say "don't you remember when I said .... and.... and.... and you said I was crazy, well welcome to the nut house! and no I don't have any toilet paper for you!"
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Share these
https://voat.co/v/QRV/3704749/22891609
https://voat.co/v/QRV/3715896/22984969
They cut right to the heart of things
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Interesting timing, a global lockdown combined with removal of Google censors.
23085320? ago
seeing that as well
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The real definition of Conspiracy Theory is any theory that differs than what the M$M tells you is fact.
23085373? ago
Yup. Previously you were a conspiracy theorist if you thought the government was lying to you. After the election the left went all-in on The ‘theory’ that Trump was ‘conspiring’ with the Russians. The definition changed pretty quickly after that. Now you’re a conspiracy theorist if you think the government is telling the truth.
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I have always been the crazy conspiracy theorist at work but now I'm no longer the only one. In fact I would say there are too many crazy conspiracy theorists. I know that's a good thing and I'm there to clarify what they are saying, but damnit, I need a new identity now.
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Daddy
23085238? ago
You have ascended to: SUPER PATRIOT!
23086637? ago
Move over James Comey!!