Stay constipated for a clean drop.

There was a couple of really frustrating times we had to go through, but now the storm is built up and being unleashed!!

Everyone is panicking, Everyone except for those "Crazy Qtards" Ha Ha , Im excited Colleges were producing freedom hating Marxist - Empty, Sports have been Cancelled - The roman circus keeping everyone distracted Empty. Celebrity and Politicians that have already been exposed for their hypocrisy and criminality - "Sick"

This my fellow Anons is the perfect storm, the one we've been waiting for. Fight on Frens

I was kind of hoping to be quarantined. My y2k food stores are rapidly approaching their expiration date lmao. My obama won oh crap food stores are still only 12 years old so they can wait for the next one.

Take a look at Drudge Report Headlines---total fear Porn. It is not the virus that needs to be feared but the panic created by the fear porn. MSM must be taken down. In the meantime White Hats probably/surely knew about this coming situation and are now using this FF crisis to their advantage. Look at all the recent resignations of top CEOs and such persons. They knew as well. Probably escaping Off World. Scum is on the run and the Lone Ranger and Tonto (Q) are taking them out (i.e. arrests and detentions). This Is The Time we have been waiting for and the Cavalry is Charging. I can hear the Bugles sounding down the block. F all these Cabal members. Hang em High.

DO NOT PANIC OVER TOILET PAPER !!!

Seriously, try going without once or twice.

1. Take your dump.
2. Flush.
3. Make sure there is clean water in the bowl.
4. Reach down and scoop up some of that clean water.
5. Wipe your dirty ass, like you would in the shower.
6. Repeat (flush -> wash), if needed until your ass is clean as a fresh rose petal.
7. Wash your dirty ass hands.

You will NEVER do it any other way again.

Why the fuck do you think Europeans use bidets? Because t-paper don't cut it.

Due to washing our own diapers, installed a bidet sprayer. That water's damn cold, but still better than an old phone book.

Eating a fiber cookie every morning with your coffee = less TP needed. Truth.

So much happening. So many ARRESTS:

Oh that's right. Flynn, Manafort, Cohen, Stone, Rick Gates, George Papadopoulos, Roger Stone, Alex van der Zwaan and Richard Pinedo. [All Trump Associates]

Meanwhile Obummer, Shiton, Podesta, Comey, Clapper, Brennan, Stzrok, Page, Steele, McCabe, Lynch, Yates, and the Ohr's all walk free. All of em involved in the Soft Coup of the President have been protected by the DS and zero charges have been brought up against them.

Tell me now: who's really in control ?

Okay, qoomer.

Can you believe they still wont ask GEOTUS the Q?

We literally badgered them on their home turf, so hard, they nearly banned us all.

and they never said a word about it.

TFW you realize you've got the right droids.

Just had to go through colonoscopy prep with no toilet paper. Fuck all of you irrational panic buyers.

The panic created by the media, the politicians, and government officials —— how much have the cost us versus the actual cost from the virus??? Trading a few tens of thousands getting sick for millions of years of enslavement of work to get that money back?

Yep. These people are sick keeps taking on more meaning. I'm sitting over here comfy with a mountain of TP and MREs...KILL!!!!!!

For camping I take unscented baby wipes and cut them in half. Put them in a plastic tub. Mix together water, Castile soap about 2 tsp. A couple dashes of tea tree oil and1 tsp of rubbing alcohol. Pour that over the baby wipes. They are amazing to clean hands and face with. And also your business.

“DO NOT FEAR, FOR I AM WITH YOU. DO NOT BE DISMAYED, FOR I AM YOUR GOD. I WILL STRENGTHEN YOU. I WILL PROTECT YOU. I WILL UPHOLD YOU WITH MY MIGHTY HAND.” Isaiah 41:10

God Wins and so do His children. Satan is a FAILED and DEFEATED FOE! He shall be destroyed forever along with his followers. JESUS RULES AND REIGNS. “ Let God arise and let His enemies BE SCATTERED.”

So true. I'm waiting for the EMERGENCY ALERT on my phone. I will know that the corrupt people will be arrest and all that Q said will be in motion.

No need to panic about toilet paper. The toilet roll supply is always sufficient. It will be stable in a month, just like now in Hong Kong (All supermarkets have toilet rolls with the same price as before)

THEY are terrified, THEY want you to fear and panic. THEY want chaos in the world. We are Qanon and know more. WE are calm and ready for the STORM and fright together. Godspeed.

Toilet paper is manufactured in the USA and Canada. Just relax and wait a week. The shelves will refill and those who fought to buy a five year supply will feel stupid.

Got my 2 12 packs ....gonna roll my own at work every night..lol

Then you must be a total fucking idiot. Tell us what your enormous intellect has afforded you in terms of spectacular success and remunerations thus far in YOUR personal life!

Use Washington post or Ny times to wipe your ass on second thought they ain't even good enough to shit on. Use old rags ,cloth diapers or get in the shower and wash it.

Is this a Honeypot. While everyone spergs put about The Storm Coming, this very well could be an effort to get us in our homes, and execute Operation Zephyr. What about the possibility of that.

Too many fatal errors that highlighted the fakeness of Q.

Amazon. Delivered to my door.

I hate Bezos but not the fact I don't have to get into a fist fight with someone taking 300 rolls of tp while I just want a single multi pack.

100%

False Flag attacks are my greatest fear

Thanks faggot

It's impossible to read a Q drop without toilet paper.

Wet wash rags. Better for your sphincter anyways.