Not gonna lie, I loathed and detested the USA for many years. From Poppy, thru Clinton, then Dubya, then Obummer, I nursed a hatred for American warmongering, degeneracy, ignorance and plain stupidity.

How was I to know that the vast majority of Americans are actually really good people? Our fake news tried its best to cast a positive light on America but the facts don't lie: American foreign policy was a shitslinging aberration under one president after another. Merchants of death, the USA was the class bully, spreading chaos all over the world.

Now, I can scarcely find the words to express my respect and love for you guys, placing Trump in the hot seat and righting the wrongs that were done to us all, worldwide, by the filthy mafiosi who seized power and drunk-drove the ship of state for so many years.

What was hidden from us was the integrity and goodness of ordinary folk - yes, you - who have now turned things around and declared: enough is enough.

As a Bong, I am proud to say: God Bless America.