Per NY Post:
New York City’s former chief medical examiner insisted Wednesday that Jeffrey Epstein’s death was a homicide.Dr. Michael Baden was hired by the pedophile’s family to observe his autopsy after he was found hanged in his federal lockup in Manhattan in August.“I think that the evidence points toward homicide rather than suicide,” Baden insisted on Fox News Wednesday.He said there were signs of “unusual” activity “from day one” of the autopsy, saying broken bones were “very unusual of suicide and more indicative of homicide strangulation.“Hanging does not cause these broken bones. Homicide does.”He also pointed to the supposed “total breakdown in security” around his cell’s, saying it would be “extremely unlikely” that two guards would fall asleep while video cameras were not working.
It's only been a couple of months since Epstein died, but it seems like it's been years. That's how the modern 24/7 news-cycle works; shit happens, someone shoots up a Walmart, and everything the media doesn't wanna talk about gets swept into the memory hole. How about the Las Vegas shooting? A few days afterwards we had the guy shoot up a small church in Texas and Steve Paddock's name disappeared from the headlines. The Vegas shooting was only two years ago, but it is long-forgotten by 99% of Americans. That's how the want it...move along, nothing to see here, move along.
And you'll note that I said that Epstein died in the paragraph above, because I'm pretty sure he's dead and not living in luxury on some uncharted isle. It's fun to think about him being sprung in some sort of Hollywood-esque commando raid...maybe Mossad guys dressed as US Marshals slipping into the prison in the wee hours of the morning...but that probably didn't happen.
As soon as I heard it on the news that morning I said to myself, they got him. I was almost waiting for it, but figured it would be tough to whack him in a Fed SHU. I've been in one, and despite how bad it sucks, you're pretty safe there unless you happen to have a homicidal cell-mate. That wasn't the case with Epstein, because his guards had conveniently pulled his cellie out the night before. This left Epstein all alone, something that's very rare in the Special Housing Unit, especially for a guy who had just come off suicide watch a few days before.
And then BOTH guards decide to take a nap.
Like, they weren't smart enough to take turns so at least one would be awake to wake the other if someone stopped by? And the SHU wouldn't be very conductive to sleeping on the job...it's a noisy environment with inmates screaming and pounding the doors all night. I was only in there for 4 days, but some dudes doing long stretches in the SHU go fucking insane, yelling and screaming all night long...not the sorta place you'd be likely to take a nap.
And the cameras just happened to shit the bed that night.
Yeah.
My theory? It's likely that someone paid the guards to disablr the cameras, strangle Epstein, and string him up with a sheet to make it look good.
OR....
Epstein got the word, probably through his attorney, that it was time to shut down. He had people on the outside who he cared about (Ghislaine, his brother), and that's probably how they got to him; rope yourself, or the people you love will die slow painful deaths. They knew he had a "dead-man switch" (probably several), but they diffused it by telling Epstein those same people would die if he used it. Epstein realized the people making these threats were fully capable of carrying them out...most people in this situation would take the deal and hang themselves.
Then they gave Jeff everything he needed...they left him alone in a cell with a sheet and a bunk bed. The big splash this morning on Fox New with this pathologist is interesting, but you'll never hear another word about it after today.
21135041? ago
8/22/2019: ‘As Many as 20’ Corrections Officers Slapped with Grand Jury Subpoenas in Epstein Death Probe: Report
This information was garnered from an undisclosed source per CNN. (I know, take it with a grain of salt.)
21133101? ago
Not living in luxury on some uncharted island, more likely Gitmo.
21132015? ago
OR...
He was sprung by black hats who murdered a double to provide a body. Look again at the gurney pictures - ear, nose, eyebrows. He set up his estate in a trust a day or two before so he could have access to his wealth. IMO, he is alive and has escaped justice. He had too much dirt on very high people for them to permit him to spill it. Substitute guards asleep, cameras malfunctioning, alone in cell. There were other irregularities during that period I forgot which involved him in and out of his cell in a wheelchair. Bringing in the body double?
21132161? ago
They really murdered the shit out of that body double.
21131165? ago
This post is a waste of space - you could've just written: "epstein didn't kill himself, nothing adds up"
Why are you so retarded?
21130556? ago
If he was killed, how could this happen?
Thought we were in control, how was he not protected?
21130462? ago
Your theory in the last paragraph is flawed. If they forced him to decide to hang himself then they wouldn’t have needed to create a situation inside the joint for him to do so because he would’ve been able to do so on his own. I worked 30 years in a maximum security prison in Michigan and I can tell u that in a normal, general population housing unit which is the type that JE was in if I’m not mistaken because he was taken off of suicide watch (which would involve him being put back into gen pop), there are 30 minute rounds which means that the CO must walk the cell block and visually inspect every prisoner and identify a sign of life whether it be the chest expanding or them moving or snoring etc. After the round, the convicts know that they have 30 minutes to suck, fuck, smoke, or kill before the next guard comes by. So my point is that all they had to do was convince JE that he had to kill him self (in this hypothetical case to protect his loved ones) and he would’ve done so even with cameras working and two awake cops. Just saying.
21131506? ago
Right. When he was on suicide watch maybe not because they say the sheets are like tissue paper, designed to tear. But he had just been taken off of suicide watch when it happened. He was definitely able to ace himself if he wanted to.
21130197? ago
Dr. Michael Baden will die by impossible suicide very soon, poor guy is toast.
21129945? ago
So this guy was hired by the Epstein family to perform the autopsy? Yeah, this pretty much convinces me that Epstein is still alive. The only question is whether he's living it up in Tel Aviv or whether his testicles are hooked up to car batteries in Guantanamo.
21131022? ago
Hoping for the testicles in Guantanamo myself.
21130436? ago
If Epstein wasn't dead, he his friends/family would be the last people who'd want attention paid to this issue.
21130226? ago
Hired by his family, obviously he's in Tel Aviv
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21129942? ago
Epstein isn't dead
21131515? ago
How did Hannibal escape in Silence of the Lambs?
21131548? ago
Trump & Co. have him
21133119? ago
In Gitmo.
21133767? ago
I heard Germany ... Gitmo would be good.
21129880? ago
Thought he moved to your island. Contradict yourself much?
21129917? ago
EXCLUSIVE: First-Ever Look Inside Epstein's Private Island https://voat.co/v/whatever/3491989
21129937? ago
Was Jeff there?
21129851? ago
Guaranteed Epstein is alive
21129842? ago
Finally, a coroner as smart as the average person.
21129841? ago
So if they can get the guards to look the other way and get the cameras off why couldn’t they sneak him out?
And if they forced him to ace himself, why are you promoting the examiner report which says the broken hyroid process is more consistent with homicide than suicide?
I’m guessing your method is to first make some memes of questionable humor value, and then do a write-up to anchor them to. Meme Showcase. Bang up job.
Lay off the PBRs, Cap. Your brain is getting soggy.
21130050? ago
Well, those were old memes I had laying around, so they weren't custom-tailored to the story.
AND...I said either the guards whacked him or he was forced to commit suicide, either of which could have resulted in the broken hyroid bones.
AND...haven't had a PBR in over two years.