Q Team Exercise of the Day: The Vertical Carrot (QRV)

submitted ago by 2988742?

Q wants you to be healthy and prepared for the upcoming race wars. You can get in shape following some of Q's favorite exercises.

Today we will do the Vertical Carrot exercise..

First, get a large carrot. It has to be LARGE, not one of those skinny ones or a mini carrot.

Once you have the carrot, place it so it stands vertically (upright) on a seat, chair or stool. You can get a piece of plywood, hammer a 2 inch nail through it and Dremel the point off then place the carrot onto the nail.

Now you have your own custom Vertical Carrot exercise machine!

It's simple to operate.

Make sure you get completely naked and simply sit on the carrot so it enters your rectum!

See how deep you can go! Some users like to oil up the carrot first to make exercising easier. I suggest using olive oil or vegetable oil.

Sit on the carrot, then get up, then sit again as many repetitions as you can!

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16298905? ago

Another faggot fantasizing about anal penetration. What is with you people? Never mind, don’t care.

16298884? ago

Panic....kek

16298938? ago

Don't panic. Just use the Q breathing exercise where you hold your breath until an arrest is made!

16304288? ago

Arrests have been made. You just dont care to acknowledge. I'm fine but you appear to have the vapors.

16304376? ago

Who was arrested?

16298756? ago

You'll need a mirror too.

16298904? ago

Vertical Carrot in Gematria is 213 (reverse ordinal). 3 x 71... 71 is 17.

16298264? ago

Obviously you're a shill because you forgot the part where we only do it 17 times and all while chanting "trust the plan" . Without those 2 things Q wont get any extra power

16298918? ago

I just peed ~

16298297? ago

Q exercises eliminate any need for Gemetria.

16298325? ago

Fuck!!! I've been doing it all wrong

16298917? ago

You can still do Gematria. But you have to add an extra 2 inches to the carrot.

16298259? ago

Great workout but now I've lost my job and ostracised myself from friends and family. Thanks a lot Q!

16298311? ago

Have you tried doing the Double Vertical Carrot yet?

16298655? ago

Side-by-side or stacked?

16299008? ago

Don't get the Double Vertical mixed up with the Dual Vertical.