Difference between Socialism, Communism, Fascism, Nazism and Capitalism. Explain like I'm 5 (QRV)

submitted ago by 2796735?

Socialism, is when you have two cows, and you are made to share the milk with everyone else who doesn’t have a cow.

Communism, is when you have two cows, the government takes them, and gives you the milk.

Fascism, is where you have two cows, the government takes your cows, and sells you the milk.

Nazism, is when the government takes your cows and shoots you.

Capitalism, is where you have two cows, sell one, buy a bull, and make more cows.

Source: http://www.whatdoesitmean.com/index2685.htm

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14528921? ago

Nazism, is when the government takes your cows and shoots you.

Because that's what your (((mainstream history books))) told you to believe... so you gobbled it up with a spoon.

14528927? ago

What are you talking about? Nazi killed a lot of people during it's time

14531990? ago

nazi[sm] killed a lot of people in its time

This means its economic system was 'you have cow, government kills you, takes cow'

In-fucking-spired logic OP, congrats.

I was blind, but now I see