Socialism, is when you have two cows, and you are made to share the milk with everyone else who doesn’t have a cow.
Communism, is when you have two cows, the government takes them, and gives you the milk.
Fascism, is where you have two cows, the government takes your cows, and sells you the milk.
Nazism, is when the government takes your cows and shoots you.
Capitalism, is where you have two cows, sell one, buy a bull, and make more cows.
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14528788? ago
The first 4 are basically the same thing. The last one is the most successful system in the history of mankind in delivering people out of destitute poverty and creating freedom across all races and classes.
14528895? ago
Yes you are correct. Last one is the best.
Socialism, is when you have two cows, and you are made to share the milk with everyone else who doesn’t have a cow. [Socialism takes from those that have, and gives to those that don't have]
Communism, is when you have two cows, the government takes them, and gives you the milk. [Communism takes it from you, and gives you back less than what they take from you]
Fascism, is where you have two cows, the government takes your cows, and sells you the milk. [Fascism takes from you, then sells it back to you]
Nazism, is when the government takes your cows and shoots you. [Nazism just robs you and then kills you]
Capitalism, is where you have two cows, sell one, buy a bull, and make more cows. [Capitalism is the true winner. Makes people more productive by rewarding those that are good]