Peasants, I address you. (QRV)

submitted ago by 2754097?

Polka dot.

Now, grovel.

14166905? ago

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14161411? ago

Thanks but I prefer waltzes .... never got the hang of the polka

14159568? ago

But what is you plan ? Time to back to your empty life

14159684? ago

I'm glad you asked!

First, I need to take over the Church of England. That is going to be tough, so I'll need to ensure the next monarch refuses to have their coronation at Westminster. My current plan is to just send the next monarch an angry email and demand they do what I tell them to do, and also insist they throw me a fucking parade.

I'm open to suggestions.

14158877? ago

We appreciate your expert leadership.

14158917? ago

Of course. I'm pretty much a national treasure.

14158701? ago

Well Well, I must upvoat this.

14158725? ago

Damned right, you must.

14158831? ago

It's so good, I would actually upvoat it twice if I could.

14158888? ago

Damned right.

14158558? ago

Jews did 9/11

14158594? ago

It was actually aliens, but we can just agree to disagree.

14158654? ago

alien jews?

14158669? ago

No. Worse. Space aliens.

14159012? ago

How is that worse, UNDERGROUND terrestrial beings are the worst I tell you.

14159042? ago

They cross the universe to give us anal probes. They're fucking rapists.

14158848? ago

the "space" kind.

14158902? ago

No quotes needed. Those fucking rapist aliens are horrible and from real space - not that kind with quotes. Like space ships and shit.

I'm in no mood to have to explain space. Grovel, peasant!