Ina_Pickle ago

Q again? WtF does Q have to do with Voat? Nothing.

lordvain2 ago

He's and illegal immigrant here.

kingdomhearts123 ago

why are there so many appeals to popularity in q content?

lordvain2 ago

Hope.

kingdomhearts123 ago

lol hope that people will read an appeal to popularity and assume that the numbers are accurate?

lordvain2 ago

Really it is a lot of desperate cowards who realize something is going to have to be done, and they might have to get off their asses and do it.

kingdomhearts123 ago

"A LOT" of them huh?

sounds like they're quite numerous!!

clamhurt_legbeard ago

Download the video here

And if they come to stop you, fucking shoot them with a gun.

TheBuddha ago

THE SKY IS FALLING!!!

clamhurt_legbeard ago

My door is literally being kicked in this second.

I mean, nobody is home, but....

TheBuddha ago

Your mental health issues aren't my problem, clammy.

clamhurt_legbeard ago

dude the cat is guarding my stuff ill probably be fine

TheBuddha ago

You know, I'm old. Like, I'm really old.

The sky hasn't fallen and society hasn't collapsed. Surely it is now! Surely!

That civil war is gonna start soon, right after the revolution!

clamhurt_legbeard ago

my lifetime happens in a much more important period than other peoples lifetimes before me

this is when the thing will happen

now when i can see it

Further reading:

Great Disappointment

2012

Y2K

Al Gore... Just, all of it

TheBuddha ago

You and I both know I am not clicking any of those.

clamhurt_legbeard ago

The joke is in the effort I spent selecting them.

TheBuddha ago

Ha! That's a good joke!

Wait... No...

You still have AIDS.

clamhurt_legbeard ago

lol

i like your antijoke too

TheBuddha ago

Of course you like it. I'm pretty much perfect in every way!

Guys want to be me and women want to be with me!

It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.

clamhurt_legbeard ago

no way

nothing is hard for you

TheBuddha ago

My dick still works.

clamhurt_legbeard ago

oh snaaaaaaap

TheBuddha ago

Hmm...

I'm not sure where to go with this. I have a young lady like laying on my shoulder as I type this.

I'm pretty sure nothing I say is gonna come out right, but I do enjoy watching her turn bright red when she's embarrassed.

clamhurt_legbeard ago

haaaaaaaa

thats the best

TheBuddha ago

Earlier, she bit my ear. I asked why and she said she was hungry. I made her pancakes.

This is why she loves me.

Also, I smell delightful.

clamhurt_legbeard ago

i wish i had pancakes

TheBuddha ago

Stop on over. I'll make you and your wife some pancakes.

They're delicious.

lordvain2 ago

Like the Younger Dryas Event?

TheBuddha ago

I can't help you. I ain't that kind of doctor.

lordvain2 ago

Just saying, it has been known to happen.

TheBuddha ago

Yes, and people dying from scurvy has been known to happen.

Maybe your life will be easier if you stop being a panicky herd-beast? You could try it.

lordvain2 ago

Ok, i could try. Thanks Porkchop.

TheBuddha ago

You should wear a hardhat, so that you're prepared for the sky falling.

lordvain2 ago

Thousands of starving comedians and here you are trying to be funny. Oh well, at least your positive. Be happy because you can Enlightened One.

TheBuddha ago

I am generally happy, pretty much all the time. Thanks!

lordvain2 ago

Sky fell. Hardhat would be ineffective. Forbidden archeology. Just to explan myself. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hMTTFLiOwX0&t=1125s

TheBuddha ago

I ain't clicking that. Use your fucking words.

lordvain2 ago

Never mind.