I never really liked my dad too much (my parents separated when I was pretty young), and he always seemed like a coward and a dead-beat dad to me, but this pretty much just solidifies my disgust and dislike for him.
A few years ago, after about 20 years or so of estrangement, my dad asks me to visit him. I go and bring my spouse and we visit him at his new house. When I ring the doorbell, a mocha-mistake opens the door, and confused, I shake the little niglet's hand. I see my dad coming over, and he's all like, "Say hello to your little brother!". I was like, "LOL, I only have sisters" (which are my biological half-sisters when my mom got remarried to a non-negro), and he was like, "Well, you've got brothers now! (two) and another little sister!" I literally tried my hardest not to cringe and act like a polite cuckold, but I started to feel ill. Then the mother (a woman from the Dominican Republic who does not speak any English and is as dark-as-night) comes over and smiles and nods at me. I swear she looks exactly like the female version of Tyrone. We all sit down and have an awkward dinner, and the entire time I'm looking at my dad like, "Were you THAT desperate to marry (let alone fuck) a sheboon??", while I'm trying to swallow down her shitty dinner.
My grandmother is a race-realist, so after that visit, I stopped by her place (embarrassed btw, that I would be the spawn of an oil-driller). She couldn't believe it either and seemed pretty disgusted, said my father and his family were trash, and that it was a good thing that he wasn't in my life very much. VOMIT!
In any case goys, make sure that this shit never happens to you. I have now disowned my father and never talk to him (this time out of choice.) This was the final nail in our relationship coffin, basically.
Oh yeah, the most lulzy part is that I just saw a photo of this sheboon on Facebook and she now bleaches the SHIT out of her skin and dyes her hair a light-orange brown color, straightens it, etc. It seems like even Dominicans hate being black themselves. Honestly, she's given herself the Sammy Sosa treatment, and it's both hilarious and sad.
Edit: The worst part is that these niglets now have my beautiful Irish last name, along with the sheboon wife. UGH!
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Shiroi-CocoJin ago
An uncle of mine has been married to a dominican for the last 30+ horrible years of his life. In that time she has had him beaten, has stabbed him TWICE, has had him arrested for spousal abuse a few times and has kicked him out of his own house countless times. Every single time they get back together. Growing up he was my favorite uncle but I will never see him again. I have no respect for the man. During a family get together back in my early teens I brought up to her that she was black to which she adamantly disagreed and said that she was 'native' and that her family had no black genes. I called out her bullshit by pointing out that she straightened her afro hair and that she used bleaching cream. She wouldn't talk to me for a number of years. The last time I saw her and my uncle was when I came home for the holidays during college. That night I got 8/10 drunk and according to my mother straight up called her a nigger (my mother never liked her so she enjoyed that). Good times!
turdburglar ago
LOL, I wish I was there to see that.