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StudSupreme ago

OP,

Don't you knoa that moolies cannot ski for health reasons?

I thought everyone knew this. Moolies cannot go above 5000 ft without special medications or surgical interventions beforehand. The problem is their LIPS. The big fat mamba lips of the picaninny are replete with blood vessels that are also somewhat thin. When the ambient air pressure drops below a certain level, the blood vessels and surrounding tissue swell to the point of bursting explosively.

There are some mulattos who have enough of the superior white genetics that their lips are not so grotesquely large. They can survive higher altitudes. However, the true groids will find the experience fatal, as the mamba lip detonation is akin to a grenade exploding in their face.

Everybody else knoas about this - right?

Holonomic ago

Never heard of it.

StudSupreme ago

Test it! Grab a random moolie from a ghetto hovel and take them to, say, 3500 ft. They'll already be in agony and look like they have two balloons strapped to their face.