I was washing my car at a self-serv wash, the kind where you feed a box with quarters. Washing away, there's probably $1.50 in quarters stacked up beside the machine. I see this giant female walk by a couple of times, she's wearing lots of gold-looking stuff and dressed (relatively for the size) nicely. I see her pause for a minute and she just kind of looks out towards the street and moves towards the quarters. I just kind of pretend I'm not looking until I see her reach out then I stop and go "Can I help you ma'am?"
Absolute deer in the headlights look. It stutters a minute before asking "How much i'da car wa?" I point to the sign and say "The sign says a dollar twenty-five to start. ma'am."
She just runs off. I watch her for a minute and she's ambling off down the street. No car, she was just hanging around the wash to see if she could lift some change. $1.50...the costume jewelry on her sausages was worth more than my car. I pretty much right then and there said fuck niggers.
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I was washing my car at a self-serv wash, the kind where you feed a box with quarters. Washing away, there's probably $1.50 in quarters stacked up beside the machine. I see this giant female walk by a couple of times, she's wearing lots of gold-looking stuff and dressed (relatively for the size) nicely. I see her pause for a minute and she just kind of looks out towards the street and moves towards the quarters. I just kind of pretend I'm not looking until I see her reach out then I stop and go "Can I help you ma'am?"
Absolute deer in the headlights look. It stutters a minute before asking "How much i'da car wa?" I point to the sign and say "The sign says a dollar twenty-five to start. ma'am."
She just runs off. I watch her for a minute and she's ambling off down the street. No car, she was just hanging around the wash to see if she could lift some change. $1.50...the costume jewelry on her sausages was worth more than my car. I pretty much right then and there said fuck niggers.