I feel popular here and I like it.

My theory is that the Swedish invented flat earth theory.

When they were lying on the ice after they had lost a hockey match (Canada had won, of course - as usual), the earth seemed to be flat.

:-P ;-P

@EricKaliberhall @bopper

Listen to at least 1 minute of how this guy explains it 🤣🤣

Err...srayz....you forgot the link of @bopper's exciting revelations I think! ;-)

Ok if you reeeely reeeely believe the earth is flat, I'll show you how you can become millionaires off it

here's your flat earth map

On a flat earth model, the longest flight / ship journey from one major city to another would be Melbourne Australia to Santiago in South America

You can fly between those 2 destinations in 15 hours if you look up flight details

You SHOUL be able to get from Melbourne to London QUICKER bc on the flat earth map London is clearly closer - nearly half as close to Melbourne - as Santiago

AND YET in order to maintain the round earth conspiracy illusion, they have been diverting the airplanes and making a Melbourne / London triptake a full 24 hours

So

a capitalist could make $billions offering people flights Mel - London quicker - and you'd save millions in airline fuel they unneccessarily waste circling around in the sky to maintain the round earth illusion

you're welcome

(ps i accept no liability if you try this business model and go bankrupt)

@Bopper taught me how to make a damn good sandwich and how to score pot from willie Nelson

What subverse did I just stumble into.....