I sexually identify as a shitposter. IAMAMamm

What is the greatest forum you've ever shit in? What forum is the impossible "get" for you? In other words, if you could shit in an otherwise impossible to enter forum, which forum would that be?

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ExpertShitposter 7.8 years ago

Man....i was banned from every forum on the planet, and i was rarely being toxic. I hate moderators with a passion. The one i remember clearly was my last ban, after witch i stopped posting for a decade. It was the gametrailers.com forum. A gametrailer for the game Rocksmith was posted and the actors in the video were kind of faggy and hipster, so i made a simple comment ,"haha feg". That's it. Not, "Look at these FUCKING FAGGOTS!". Just "haha feg".

Result? PERMABAN. Reason? "Zero tolerance of homophobia". Nigga wtf? I said "haha feg", that is hatred to you? And it was like this on every forum. After that feg ban, i stopped using forums altogether. Eight years go by, and i start posting to 4chan here and there, but even on 4chan i keep getting bened. Go to /v/ and say consoles are for brain-deads, get bened. Go to /soc/ and call a turkish person "roach", get bened. The ride never stops. So i discover reddit through 4chan calling it a faggot board, and i start lurking with no account. At that time the fattening was about to go down, and through that, i discover voat. A bastion of free speech, and the rest is history.

So there you go, no shitposting for me for close to a decade before voat. And here, i'm DEDICATED to escaping the harsh realities of the political world by shitposting. Thank you Atko and PuttItOut. Now i don't have to put up with cucks and trap porn on 4chan.

Moral of the story? KILL ALL MODERATORS.

As for the second part of your question, i would just like to be an un-benebel hax0r, so i could shitpost my revenge on all forums and shit them to destruction.

Edit: gametrailers.com company went bankrupt about a year ago. I waited a decade for justice. Take that shitlickers.

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ExpertShitposter 7.8 years ago

@mickfaggot

Sorry but international law clearly states: Any beer that bounces of ones head, becomes their property.

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MickFaggot 7.8 years ago

No. You clearly owe triggly beer. Throwing beer does not equate to giving up ones ownership of beer. One is within ones right to expect ownership of spilt beer too.

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ExpertShitposter 7.8 years ago

She wants the beer? She can come to my house in Molvania and try to take it from me.

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ExpertShitposter 7.8 years ago

Yeha, i showed up at his house in papua new guinea unannounced a week ago. It ended with his wife chasing me off by throwing beer cans, cats, and a bong at me. It hurt, but at least i got some free beer.

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durchfall 7.8 years ago

A magical genie have appeared and is willing to give you a super power, however you don't get to pick the power directly. Instead, birds are associated with a super power and you get to pick one of the bird species. The genie doesn't say what super power belongs to which bird, but assures you that any super power is benificial.

Which bird would you pick?

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lord_nougat 7.8 years ago

He picked the shitbird.

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ExpertShitposter 7.8 years ago

Well first thing that comes to mind is Eagle. Eagle is the top of the food chain, because nobody fucks with an eagle. So i guess whatever i get would also put me on top of human society.

However on second thought, i would go with owl. Owl is also at the top of the food chain. An eagle could kick its ass, but it doesn't do that as far as i know, so effectively the owl stays at the top. But...owl is suuuuper smart, so i would obviously get: top of food chain in human society hunter killer + genius + sneaky bastard. I love being a sneaky bastard. Owl it is.