I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter, my college diversity officer just yelled at me that I was being insensitive. AMAA (IAMA)

submitted ago by Marsog

Basically they had us fill out an "anonymous" form about any diversity issues on campus. Since they had an option to write in your gender I wrote in Attack Helicopter. I just got done with being reprimanded for writing the "wrong" answers on a supposedly "anonymous" form.

I'll respond to any questions that don't harm my privacy. And don't worry if I'm not answering questions for a bit, I still have class today and I'll get to it after class.

EDIT: What I think they did to find out who turned in that form:

When we turned it in, it was passed to the person in front of us, then the person in front passed it over to the left. Since it was a smaller class I'm assuming they easily figured out what order they were passed in, and then figured out who sat in what seat based on that order. This is just a theory though.

My other theory is a bit more conspiracy ridden: Basically they have these policy keys that we must have on our computer at all times to access the internet. This is also tied to our student #'s. I believe that they are logging what websites we go to and what we do online, and if this is true, it wouldn't be too hard for an AntiFa desk worker to put Voat/8chan/VPN user to Attack Helicopter Paper.

However if that second theory isn't true then I still believe that they are keylogging everything we type in.

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mHtt ago

How long have you felt this way about Attack Helicopters?

Have you ever acted on your feelings towards other Attack Helicopters?

Have you ever been touched or approached by an Attack Helicopter? How did it make you feel?

How would you plan on raising a family of children Attack Helicopters?

thank you.

Marsog ago

Ever since January 27th 2017 I've been identifying as an attack helicopter. I never get to act on my feelings towards any female helicopters because they are always fake helicopters and only identify as them for the oppression benefits. I've never been approached by helicopters, but some plane-kin have tried approaching me once. I plan to raise my children right, so hopefully they too can grow up to be successful and lethal pieces of equipment in the military arsenal.