Choking on a piece of flesh, a bittersweet cows revenge. They even have a term for it, Steakhouse Syndrome. Very rarely do people choke to death on their potatoes.
Everyone should know how to self Heimlich. You may not have the necessary type of chair around, but any sturdy, narrow object you can use to force your body weight down onto just below your sternum should work. Using your hands may work, but not as successfully as someone else or dry humping a chair. Don’t let a bite of food kill you.
Yes, it is absolute. What are you talking about? The only time you'll choke is if you're eating and talking at the same time, or inhaling your food at an inhumane pace while simultaneously distracted by some other entertainment. There's no excuse for choking on your own food lmfao.
Posted automatically (#82594) by the SearchVoat.co Cross-Link Bot. You can suppress these notifications by appending a forward-slash(/) to your Voat link. More information here. (@WD_Pelley: Click here to suppress your anonymous crosslink notifications)
Mahkol ago
I hate seeing missed opportunities. No. Not her death. Her child's name could have been Sambo Spambo.
Evileddie13 ago
At work you racist fuck.
PhilKDick ago
He was choking the life out of that coalburner!
Nosferatjew ago
Toll nearly paid.
Sleuth222 ago
Choking on a piece of flesh, a bittersweet cows revenge. They even have a term for it, Steakhouse Syndrome. Very rarely do people choke to death on their potatoes.
ninjajunkie ago
I guess since the meat couldn't pull itself out, she lacked the experience to know what to do.
PalmSprings21 ago
Now there is something to talk about on the next collect phone call from prison
VoatContainmentGuard ago
She was choking on a black dong
ReginaldPluntfarb ago
Everyone should know how to self Heimlich. You may not have the necessary type of chair around, but any sturdy, narrow object you can use to force your body weight down onto just below your sternum should work. Using your hands may work, but not as successfully as someone else or dry humping a chair. Don’t let a bite of food kill you.
https://www.wikihow.com/Perform-the-Heimlich-Maneuver-on-Yourself
Maybe keep some trained mulatto girls around too, if you’re a sad woman that makes bad decisions.
BoomerHater1488er ago
Or just chew your food properly lmfao
ReginaldPluntfarb ago
Shit happens sometimes. Control of the tongue isn’t absolute.
BoomerHater1488er ago
Yes, it is absolute. What are you talking about? The only time you'll choke is if you're eating and talking at the same time, or inhaling your food at an inhumane pace while simultaneously distracted by some other entertainment. There's no excuse for choking on your own food lmfao.
Lucky12B ago
We was playing an extended game of hide and seek.
WD_Pelley ago
What a shock.
SearchVoatBot ago
This comment was linked from this anonymous v/MUDSHARKMadness comment.
Posted automatically (#82594) by the SearchVoat.co Cross-Link Bot. You can suppress these notifications by appending a forward-slash(/) to your Voat link. More information here. (@WD_Pelley: Click here to suppress your anonymous crosslink notifications)
Boyakasha ago
At least she almost died doing what she loved.
Drkadrka ago
how she chokes on a small piece of food but ran footlongs in and out of her throat for years will likely remain an unsolved mystery.