Onions new article: "Census Study Finds Thousands Of Undocumented Immigrants Living Inside U.S. Border Wall" HAR HAR HAR (theonion.com)
submitted 9.2 years ago by jerry
gosso920 9.2 years ago
The Onion went full retard.
bfriend13 9.2 years ago
Yet none of the staff are coming forward to complain about the new direction the Onion is taking. They all must be on board.
jerry 9.2 years ago
Pay increase. Guaranteed. If you can donate money to Hillary, you can give a satire mags entire staff a lil salary bump to keep them hushed
muffalettadiver 9.2 years ago
People working for the Onion need to quit and then create a true Onion so Hillary will have to keep buying newspapers.
I was thinking the same thing. I bet it would be pretty successful too. Their shit was funny before this. Fucking sucks :/
I would like to locate an archive of theonion before that evil being ruined it.
Just more quality "humor" from Hillarys new shitposting board. Rest in Peace onion news. It was a good run.
gosso920 ago
The Onion went full retard.
bfriend13 ago
Yet none of the staff are coming forward to complain about the new direction the Onion is taking. They all must be on board.
jerry ago
Pay increase. Guaranteed. If you can donate money to Hillary, you can give a satire mags entire staff a lil salary bump to keep them hushed
muffalettadiver ago
People working for the Onion need to quit and then create a true Onion so Hillary will have to keep buying newspapers.
jerry ago
I was thinking the same thing. I bet it would be pretty successful too. Their shit was funny before this. Fucking sucks :/
muffalettadiver ago
I would like to locate an archive of theonion before that evil being ruined it.
jerry ago
Just more quality "humor" from Hillarys new shitposting board. Rest in Peace onion news. It was a good run.