When you try and improve on a drug that has literally never seriously injured or killed anyone and you literally kill peoples brains.
It's quite shocking trials made it to the human phase. Maybe something to do with uniqueness of human cannibinoid receptors compared to the animals they would test on? Crazy shit.
I'm sure that trials made it directly to human testing. "Legalization" has gained some ground on them and they're working hard to put it back in the bottle.
Pfizer is lobbying the Government of Canada via The Arthritis Society to do exactly that, using a paint by numbers approach per the language they've already agreed upon. "Because marihuana is not a real medicine per Health Canada... because our patients/community find it effective, but need safe methods, because doctors won't prescribe it without standardized dosing", etc.
So they're now in the game of manufacturing the clinical evidence they need in order to justify all of this simply by running a clinical trial on a fixed ratio of cannabinoids, chosen arbitrarily. They'll then call this ratio a new cannabinoid by itself, have it patented and rubber stamped approved. Genuine medical users will then be heavily restricted and told "this is the proven effective and safe drug, you can't use that deadly plant, it causes still developing brain and harms the children". But you'll have the option of buying it a single gram at a time for an absurd price + sin tax, at the liquor store, where they're all in the business of saving the children. Or you can have that nice, prescribed, subsidized product that melts your mind.
I see where they made a lame link to marijauna, but this was a painkiller they were testing. It's not like they failed at creating synthetic marijauna to have fun with your friends. Rather, they failed at creating a new kind of pain killer that works in a new way.
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WEHRMACHT_BITCHES_AT ago
When you try and improve on a drug that has literally never seriously injured or killed anyone and you literally kill peoples brains.
It's quite shocking trials made it to the human phase. Maybe something to do with uniqueness of human cannibinoid receptors compared to the animals they would test on? Crazy shit.
vacvape ago
I'm sure that trials made it directly to human testing. "Legalization" has gained some ground on them and they're working hard to put it back in the bottle.
Pfizer is lobbying the Government of Canada via The Arthritis Society to do exactly that, using a paint by numbers approach per the language they've already agreed upon. "Because marihuana is not a real medicine per Health Canada... because our patients/community find it effective, but need safe methods, because doctors won't prescribe it without standardized dosing", etc.
So they're now in the game of manufacturing the clinical evidence they need in order to justify all of this simply by running a clinical trial on a fixed ratio of cannabinoids, chosen arbitrarily. They'll then call this ratio a new cannabinoid by itself, have it patented and rubber stamped approved. Genuine medical users will then be heavily restricted and told "this is the proven effective and safe drug, you can't use that deadly plant, it causes still developing brain and harms the children". But you'll have the option of buying it a single gram at a time for an absurd price + sin tax, at the liquor store, where they're all in the business of saving the children. Or you can have that nice, prescribed, subsidized product that melts your mind.
Chiefpacman ago
I see where they made a lame link to marijauna, but this was a painkiller they were testing. It's not like they failed at creating synthetic marijauna to have fun with your friends. Rather, they failed at creating a new kind of pain killer that works in a new way.
Weed never was going to keep serious pain away.
vacvape ago
You're a tool.
Chiefpacman ago
At least I'm good for something.
vacvape ago
Not all tools are especially useful and your particular brand are a dime a dozen.
Chiefpacman ago
Last word
Konran ago
This is open to debate.
Chiefpacman ago
When my leg has been forcibly removed, and I'm in great pain. I'd reach for the oxy's before the weed. You?
Konran ago
If that was the case I'd probably ask for morphine which is also an opiate based drug like oxycodone, heroin, and methadone.
If I had muscular pain then I'd probably ask for some acupressure treatment and a little bit of physiotherapy.
If I had pain from cancer, epilepsy, or MS then I'd probably ask for medical cannabis oil that has been shown to help with many of these illnesses.
Depending on the situation I'd act differently.
Lobotomy ago
Me? I'd reach for a shotgun and wash my mouth
outoff.Fuck losing ability.
Chiefpacman ago
Nice. But shot gun wasn't an option in this scenario
Lobotomy ago
Okay, yeah, I'd reach for a fucking lot of oxycontin then, if only in hopes that it ends my life.
Chiefpacman ago
Right. Because oxy's help with extreme pain. Marijauna does not.
I'm a stoner/marijauna advocate. I don't pretend medical science hasn't developed a better pain reliever than weed.