New Jersey Says Releasing Dead Dolphin's Autopsy Would Infringe Its Privacy (motherboard.vice.com)
submitted 9.3 years ago by ElspethTirel
Reclaimer69 9.3 years ago
Probably just mercury poisoning or radiation. They don't want people to know how much is in the water.
dabork 9.3 years ago
Well, courts just ruled that a monkey could not claim copyright on a selfie he took so i don't see how an animal can have medical privacy rights.
SumerBreeze 9.3 years ago
lol 70 years after the monkey dies
Antiseed117 9.3 years ago
So animal privacy supersedes human privacy these days? Ftw, and I don't mean free the whales.
ZombiesAreNigs 9.3 years ago
Marketing campaign for the announcement of an Ace Ventura movie? xD
escapefromredditbay 9.3 years ago
they already said it was diseased, basically, but if thats only what theyve released, god knows what else is wrong with it.
ElspethTirel 9.3 years ago
The end is coming...
Scary to imagine what kind of damage was done to the dolphin that the government wants hidden from the public.
luckyguy 9.3 years ago
Maybe the dolphin was into some really freaky shit.
Reclaimer69 ago
Probably just mercury poisoning or radiation. They don't want people to know how much is in the water.
dabork ago
Well, courts just ruled that a monkey could not claim copyright on a selfie he took so i don't see how an animal can have medical privacy rights.
SumerBreeze ago
lol 70 years after the monkey dies
Antiseed117 ago
So animal privacy supersedes human privacy these days? Ftw, and I don't mean free the whales.
ZombiesAreNigs ago
Marketing campaign for the announcement of an Ace Ventura movie? xD
escapefromredditbay ago
they already said it was diseased, basically, but if thats only what theyve released, god knows what else is wrong with it.
ElspethTirel ago
The end is coming...
ElspethTirel ago
Scary to imagine what kind of damage was done to the dolphin that the government wants hidden from the public.
luckyguy ago
Maybe the dolphin was into some really freaky shit.