Here are my conspiracy theories regarding the Muslim middle east. I'm sure that I'm not the first to consider them, but they have largely developed over the years.

Here they are:

Muslim Middle East Destabilization Theory

Confidence level: 80%

I suspect the US has been running a destabilization campaign in the Muslim middle east for at least 50 years. Their goals are to keep the Muslims fighting among themselves and to topple any seemingly stable and respectable government which may ultimately earn respect from the UN and be allowed to raise an army.

I believe the US have been funding middle eastern terrorists so they will continue to destroy infrastructure, destabilize governments and keep the entire region off balance and incapable of creating viable economies and industries and states.

I believe this campaign has been waged to prevent the Muslims from collaborating their efforts to create a new Islamic global super power that could have been funded by oil profits and would most likely gain nukes from Pakistan.

I suspect the campaign is drawing to a close because the entire Muslim middle east will essentially finish circling the drain within the next 10 years as renewable energy becomes far cheaper than it costs to pump oil... at which time I hope the US transitions it's economy from defence and back to industry.

Muslim Refugee Crisis Theory

Confidence level: 40%

I wonder if Muslims are being encouraged to immigrate to Europe so they can act as an inoculation, to educate the Europeans about how disgusting Muslims are and how incompatible their bestial ideology is with the civilized world?

I suspect the Muslim middle east will be transformed into an immiserated African-style-shit-hole over the next 10-20 years as renewable energy becomes cheaper than oil. The exodus of Muslims seeking developed economies to gang rape to death will make the current refugee crisis seem insignificant.

Given the timing of these predictions, I wonder if the current Muslim refugees have been invited to invade Europe only to spark anti-immigration / anti-Muslim sentiment and to ensure anti-immigration governments are elected (France, Sweden, Germany and Norway all have federal elections starting between April 2017 and September 2018) so they can revise the immigration laws and build the walls in preparation for when the real crisis hits sometime in 2026... so when it does... the Europeans and their governments will simply tell the Muslims to fuck off because they are intolerably disgusting.

I just wanted to share these with you. Sorry if they seem lame, but they seem rational in at least my mind.