I'm imagining a grand ceremony where the aspiring actor officially gets hung with a big throbbing boner by some gray old hag with a too revealing negligee and a scepter that doubles as a glass for her dentures as her specialism is giving gummybear blowjobs.
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un1ty ago
The operative word is HANGED. People get hanged when they're criminals. They get hung and become porn stars.
Veni_Vidi_Vici ago
I'm imagining a grand ceremony where the aspiring actor officially gets hung with a big throbbing boner by some gray old hag with a too revealing negligee and a scepter that doubles as a glass for her dentures as her specialism is giving gummybear blowjobs.
un1ty ago
10/10 would illegally download