Smoking? Yeah that's cool. Alcohol? Yeah coolio. Want to eat cholesterol laden mars bars fried in greasy shit? No problem. Load yourself up with diabeetus soda? Have fun.
Want to drink some raw milk? Fuck you, get arrested.
They need some multi national corporation to start selling raw milk, then the government would back off.
Fucking pieces of shit. I guess the police have caught all the bad guys and the Ministry of natural resources has investigated all oil spills and environmental pollution that they now have time to go after people who want to drink some motherfucking milk.
The only person that would see profit from raw milk is local and small farms. There is a demand for it, and people would gladly pay $8-14 a gallon for raw milk. They would also likely go to said farm to get it. Raw milk cannot be manufactured on the massive scale we use for conventional milk, so naturally they banned it. If they ain't making a profit from it, it isn't allowed.
See guys? We just have to wait for SYNTHETIC raw milk, which is basically the same thing but with chemicals that may or may not cause dick cancer, severe bleeding from several if not all orafaces (for reasons yet to be determined) and will triple your likelihood of developing schizophrenia later in life. Awe :D
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turdovski ago
Smoking? Yeah that's cool. Alcohol? Yeah coolio. Want to eat cholesterol laden mars bars fried in greasy shit? No problem. Load yourself up with diabeetus soda? Have fun.
Want to drink some raw milk? Fuck you, get arrested.
They need some multi national corporation to start selling raw milk, then the government would back off.
Fucking pieces of shit. I guess the police have caught all the bad guys and the Ministry of natural resources has investigated all oil spills and environmental pollution that they now have time to go after people who want to drink some motherfucking milk.
middle_path ago
The only person that would see profit from raw milk is local and small farms. There is a demand for it, and people would gladly pay $8-14 a gallon for raw milk. They would also likely go to said farm to get it. Raw milk cannot be manufactured on the massive scale we use for conventional milk, so naturally they banned it. If they ain't making a profit from it, it isn't allowed.
Proppa ago
See guys? We just have to wait for SYNTHETIC raw milk, which is basically the same thing but with chemicals that may or may not cause dick cancer, severe bleeding from several if not all orafaces (for reasons yet to be determined) and will triple your likelihood of developing schizophrenia later in life. Awe :D
Al_Rubyx ago
That's why you don't buy shit when it comes out, you wait for other suckers to test it first.