KFC FARMS RAIDED, THOUSANDS OF CHICKENS CONFISCATED FOR MUTATIONS (youtube.com)
submitted 9.5 years ago by madmalloy
toobaditworks 9.5 years ago
Hoax news website.
songofrebellion 9.5 years ago
I'm pretty sure Now 8 News is satire.
TrevorLahey 9.5 years ago
Yes, but the article has some pretty cool 'shopped photos of chickens, if you're in to that sort of thing.
madmalloy 9.5 years ago
Didn't really check it earlier, yep.
matt 9.5 years ago
Some people that have worked onsite at certain facilities say that they breed 6' tall birds to see how far they could take it. They did it. They're healthy birds.
TiagoTiago 9.5 years ago
What happened to that place? Did nature, uh, find a way?
??? Um. That place is a vital part of my local economy. ???
edit; you likely eat their products most days of the week.
I was making a joke about Jurassic Park; dinosaurs are just big chickens.
rocket_robin_hood 9.5 years ago
Ughh, I wanna go throw up now.
sec 9.5 years ago
Thank you. I really didn't.
Just watched the video muted.
Rellik88 9.5 years ago
So what? A chicken with 10 legs is still a fucking chicken. Now if KFC can make a cowpigchicken. They would be so rich.
ThisIsntMe123 9.5 years ago
Maybe ManBearPig was their test subject...
JTMTL 9.5 years ago
We should all get some free KFC for this betrayed to the general public
twitch1982 9.5 years ago
If KFC isn't allowed to grow experimental mutated chickens, how will they ever reach the dream of growing prebattered chicken?
saxmaster 9.5 years ago
Smart, self-loathing chickens could pluck, batter, and cook themselves, thus eliminating much of the KFC workforce.
toobaditworks ago
Hoax news website.
songofrebellion ago
I'm pretty sure Now 8 News is satire.
TrevorLahey ago
Yes, but the article has some pretty cool 'shopped photos of chickens, if you're in to that sort of thing.
madmalloy ago
Didn't really check it earlier, yep.
matt ago
Some people that have worked onsite at certain facilities say that they breed 6' tall birds to see how far they could take it. They did it. They're healthy birds.
TiagoTiago ago
What happened to that place? Did nature, uh, find a way?
matt ago
??? Um. That place is a vital part of my local economy. ???
edit; you likely eat their products most days of the week.
TiagoTiago ago
I was making a joke about Jurassic Park; dinosaurs are just big chickens.
rocket_robin_hood ago
Ughh, I wanna go throw up now.
sec ago
Thank you. I really didn't.
Just watched the video muted.
Rellik88 ago
So what? A chicken with 10 legs is still a fucking chicken. Now if KFC can make a cowpigchicken. They would be so rich.
ThisIsntMe123 ago
Maybe ManBearPig was their test subject...
JTMTL ago
We should all get some free KFC for this betrayed to the general public
twitch1982 ago
If KFC isn't allowed to grow experimental mutated chickens, how will they ever reach the dream of growing prebattered chicken?
saxmaster ago
Smart, self-loathing chickens could pluck, batter, and cook themselves, thus eliminating much of the KFC workforce.