Lobotomy ago

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Lobotomy ago

Found the furry.

Lobotomy ago

That doesn't fit the narrative! Spew your rational LIES somewhere else, sheep.

AntoineDoinel ago

Well, /v/goodnews/, I guess?

Amateur_Wizard ago

Hurricanes are different. AFAIK, they blow out from the eye, tornados suck inwards.

I'm iffy on this one. A huge hurricane of this size should have at least caused massive devastation right as it hit landfall, then massively downshifted as it went over the desert and got the life sucked out of it.

There are so many potential knows, unknowns, and unknown-unknowns to account for that it's hard to judge.

Could it have been an attempt to hit California with the rain it needs? Build a strong, yet not robust hurricane with a FUCKLOAD of moisture and send it up the west coast.

I always thought hurricanes hit the east due to the prevailing currents and winds.

NotAnUndercoverCop ago

Find a sharp object and insert it into your skull.

SilverBanana ago

So, what is the theory, there was no hurricane?

Or the governments did not report deaths from a catastrophe because... it would undermine their authority if people died from hurricanes?

HST ago

What's the conspiracy here?

Charlie_Prime ago

They wanted to spin it to push the Global Warming dildo further up the butt.

FAIL when it fell apart and killed nobody.

cinderblock ago

Sadly, there are rarely any conspiracies posted here.

draaaak ago

That 0 people died because government is sooooo awesome.

Also that this hurricane's destructive potential was blown way out of proportion to support the myth of anthropogenic climate change, and that said climate change is causing super storms.

didntsayeeeee ago

There were no deaths because Mexico doesn't really exist!

Slayfire122 ago

The government controls the weather?

HST ago

A) Which government?

B) Why would they care if some civilians are killed?

Slayfire122 ago

A) The Government. As in the one that controls everything on this planet.

B) I never said they cared about civilian lives. Maybe they were after a group of people but decided to take them alive instead.

ElspethTirel ago

The United States government with the help of NASA, using HAARP, and through other projects.

The CIA did weather modification during Vietnam: this is a FACT.

EllenPaosEgo ago

No that is against the Geneva convention, and you know we would never break that. /s