The fastest growing ever category 5, strongest hurricane EVER in recorded human history- even going beyond the measurements we use to put them in categories.

Weather Channel notes that Patricia's maximum sustained winds at landfall were estimated at 165 mph, with gusts of up to 211 mph. Hurricane Katrina topped 170mph at landfall, making them comparable in strength. This is not beyond any measurements.

Yet no deaths?

Unlike the US, Mexico had an efficient mass evacuation program in place that appears to have worked. Funny thing there.

No mass devastation?

It's largely considered to be no mass devastation because it's only the homes of the poor that got messed up. Landslides, flooding, downed trees and power outages don't count if they're not affecting the resorts. And the resorts in Manzanillo seem to have made it through, so that's all that really matters now isn't it.

Yet it rolled into Mexico, across a stretch of land with NOTHING on it, and between two major cities?

No, Mexico's coast is not nearly as inhabited as the US coasts. Obviously a sign of a conspiracy.

HAARP. That's all.

El Nino, more likely.

3/10.