Sympathy for the Devil (Conspiracy)

submitted ago by SarMegahhikkitha

Please allow me to introduce myself

I'm a man of wealth and taste

I've been around for a long, long year

Stole many a man's soul and faith

And I was 'round when Jesus Christ

Had his moment of doubt and pain

Made damn sure that Pilate

Washed his hands

And sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guess my name

But what's puzzling you

Is the nature of my game

I stuck around St. Petersburg

When I saw it was a time for a change

Killed the czar and his ministers

Anastasia screamed in vain

I rode a tank

Held a general's rank

When the blitzkrieg raged

And the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guess my name

What's puzzling you

Is the nature of my game

I watched with glee

While your kings and queens

Fought for ten decades

For the gods they made

I shouted out,

"Who killed fourteen Kennedys?"

When after all

It was you and me!

Let me please introduce myself

I'm a man of wealth and taste

And I laid traps for troubadours

Who get killed before they reached Bombay

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guessed my name

But what's puzzling you

Is the nature of my game

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guessed my name

But what's confusing you

Is just the nature of my game

Just as every cop is a criminal

And all the sinners, saints

As heads is tails

Just call me Lucifer

'Cause I'm in need of some restraint

So if you meet me

Have some courtesy

Have some sympathy, and some taste

Use all your well-learned politesse

Or I'll lay your soul to waste

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guessed my name

But what's puzzling you

Is the nature of my game

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jerry ago

How long did that take you lol

mondogecko ago

I want to get off SarMegahhikkitha's wild ride

Edit1: dug the lindberg kidnapping story, was entirely new to me.

Edit2: have to pick up "the moon is a harsh mistress." Profesor LaPaz's rational anarchy is a great counterpointthe the whole "social contract" shtick.

Edit3:keep losing my place. That refrain's a killer.

Edit4: a sbbh link? Groan