I don't know very much about these things, but I must say that I am no sleepy hobbit and am now inclined to investigate, firstly the ways of this new black-bama-magic. Many deny there are any issues with that prying winker's ever-present dip-shittery, and if this is your tale to tell, then hold your breath (rather, rest your twinkie fingers), for I am in no way requesting from you, an opinion. I am however interested in the successful strategies of those that share my inclinations, who can reveal from there own findings - how to be: a private hobbit.

Sounds like some techno-wizards understand how to effectively poke the unblinkin' balls of Sauron.. VPN AoE and proxy-casting. I hear of Pirate Sunde and his possibly legitimate attempt to smuggle us common folk, for a price. Is that ship not sinking? All of those vessels keep some form of passenger record and payment? Also, when travelling from home to the ports aren't you exposing your booty?

Dark elves think they can build safety tunnels within tunnels inside tunnels, for the to and fro of these activities. Does this only slightly delay recognition?

Others be cutting the forest of cache in a flash, while trolls are eating up them cookie tracks.. Dwarves use a mulit-pass method to ax up quest-revealing-booty, clutter and free space. Some peeps summon add-on pets when exploring the treacherous innerwebs- forging origin - managing: LSOs, scripts and ads - while forcing https. These melees are effective? Sly foxes be trustworthy at all?

Bilbo said golems be creepin in our windows and sometimes through backdoors. Why not board-up for this zombie apocalypse? Is it possible to safely barricade a windows, were they not designed for transparency? Will a wall of fire around my homebase really be impenetrable with such a design? Perhaps I should use a penguin.

I've heard about leaky DNS and of fairytales, like RNGs. Is all passage intercepted by the cracking of HTTPS? Add to that, Smaug's federal information fusion alchemy centers and you're now effectively nullifying most if not all defensive sorcery and strategies. Right?

Many "hobbits" seem to be turning into federal or corporate orc..they start bar-fights when they hear of these conversations. I think I saw it at the last tavern, it was reddiculous. Patrons here sound a bit more intelligent, with backbones and sincerity. Can you help make sense of this story?