How the FUCK are we still being forced to pretend we're in a God damned fucking pandemic? I can't go to the first ultrasound with my pregnant wife and see my baby with her for the first time. (Conspiracy)

submitted ago by Wartimepope

God. This fucking dog and pony show has gone off long fucking enough. I can't go visit my elderly alzheimers mother in the nursing home. I wasn't able to go say bye one last time to my grandma last month because cOvId. She was like 2 hours from death and youre worried about her getting covid? fucking brain dead twats. This entire thing is about destroying family and family owned buisness. God. There's some people I would LOVE to play mine craft with but they're fortunate I'm focused on building a family right now

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Herpderpicus ago

Bill gates and fauci are competing right now to see who can predict the longest amount of time they will be able to keep us doing this. Fauci says fall 2021 and gates says spring 2022. We need to kill these motherfuckers. Where are the men with balls ready to do us this service? Please i want to see the video of their deaths. Kill them.

StBlops2cel_is_Lord ago

I wonder if the richest people on Earth were at a party, getting all shitfaced, and someone came up with this idea on a dare/bet...'let's make everyone on Earth wear masks, lol..'

Herbert666Marcuse ago

I wonder if the richest people on Earth were at a party, getting all shitfaced, and someone came up with this idea on a dare/bet...'let's make everyone on Earth wear masks, lol..'

Not sure the extent to which you're being sarcastic/facetious, but it sounds entirely possible to moi.

StBlops2cel_is_Lord ago

I first heard of this theory when bottled water started becoming popular...'Hey Yves, I bet you a million francs I can get people to buy water'---'Oh, Evian, get the fuck outta here! You're on!'