illuminalto2 ago

Plastic surgery?

You've seen his PayPal photo right? How bald he was?

Money fixed that. I mean Elon Musk was as bald as the poison drink guy in the princess bride (sweet reference, I dont know his name but his bald head is whats important here!) and now look at him!

As he got older, his chin gets fat and he loses he jawline.

Money fixes that too.

My 2 cents worth of opinion.

TheManyHands ago

Looks like he was cut. Must have been surgery, probably a heart stent or something. The surgeon made the incision on a crease to make it less noticeable, which is standard practice nowadays. The relatively large size is odd, so maybe it was emergency surgery or a fairly large object was inserted.

varialus ago

Full body clone transplant.

RodentLord ago

You're late to the party. That's how the character of "Elon Musk" was invented.

Find a picture of him from before the dotcom boom that looks real. I'll wait.

Neongreen ago

That shit goes down doesn't it? Read they did Dave Chappelle.

RodentLord ago

There are cloning facilities (among others) underground in tunnel networks across the USA. I have no idea how extensive they are or what all is down there, the most optimistic guess is FEMA had a better disaster preparedness plan than camps and there's a load of hydrobeds, seeds and bunkers ready for us down there. I'm great at optimism.

They've alluded to it in media for a while, most memorable was that Hulu ad campaign they ran about all celebrities and actors being literal aliens here to eat our brains. Remember all the 9/11 stuff they ran ahead of time to prime our consciousnesses to accept it? There you go.

Neongreen ago

Like Tom Cruz?

RodentLord ago

Yeah, like that.

TheManyHands ago

No. They just got a body double for Dave. He wasn't seen for a few years, so the difference in appearance is attributed to that by most people.

NevadaDesertPatriot ago

Just a crease

derram ago

https://www.invidio.us/watch?v=UFlviuwr2jg :

Elon Musk Updates Us on Starship and Starlink from Satellite 2020 - YouTube


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