The U.S. gov't is allowing BeerFlu to spread because they see it as a solution to "entitlement" spending. (Conspiracy)

submitted ago by aGameCalledCountries

How do you pay social security and Medicare to old people who paid into the system, but whose money you spent years ago? You don't! You kill them instead!

BeerFlu disproportionately affects old people. Perfect solution.

wrathfulmomes ago

Every illness disproportionately affects older people. So every cold and flu is teh juice? Please.

SquishedSpam ago

I heard ranches are gonna be 37ยข tho...