All religions are infiltrated by satanists. religions are one of the many avenues they use to force fear based negative reinforcement propaganda on everyone.
One morning there is a man inside his house drinking coffee when he hears a loud knock at the door.
"Knock Knock Knock!"
He is startled and walks over to the door quietly to see who it is without letting them know that there is someone home
He looks through the peep hole but can't see anyone and decides to ask
"Hello? Who is there?"
He hears a sudden reply:
"IT IS I! JESUS! LET ME IN!
The man replies back...
"Jesus? Why should I believe you? Why should I let you in?"
Jesus replies to him
"I NEED TO SAVE YOU! LET ME IN!"
The man thinks for a moment and says
"Save me..? Save me from what...?"
Jesus pounds on the door like a madman and screams
"FROM WHAT I'M GOING TO DO TO YOU IF YOU DON'T LET ME IN!"
The next time a christian of any kind tries to convert you and you ask them questions and they tell you that if you don't convert that you will go to hell forever, tell them this joke, and explain to them that this is why you will never convert to christianity, because you never negotiate with terrorists.
I find it unusual that we're in the matrix/womb hell simulation physical realm false reality and christians believe that jesus is the son of god, yet jesus dies on the cross and instead of going to heaven he resurrects and flies away, still physically flying away in physical space, as in "the air" as in "on earth" and flies to some physical location far away in the sky or something. I think that this is more proof that jesus is satan because satan wants to be the master of the physical realm, and therefor would not exit this reality because god would kick satans ass no problem so satan can't really try to take over heaven. jesus doesn't die and stay dead and go to heaven because he's not the boss of heaven. He's the boss of hell, so he resurrects again, because he comes back to LIFE as in "this world" again and not the better real reality of heaven. Why come back to life if life is not the superior reality? If jesus flew away after ressurecting, then that means he's still in the physical realm, as in INSIDE THIS REALITY. False god of a False reality = satan.
-if jesus died for our sins then why is the world still full of sin?
-If god is all powerful then why did he need to lower himself into sin and destruction to save everyone?
-If god is all powerful then why would he make everyone damned to hell first so that they would need to be saved later?
-The answer is he wouldn't because God is not retarded. The answer is that jesus is not God.
jesus needed to sacrifice himself by getting stabbed by the wrists and ankles into a piece of wood and bleed and starve to death slowly and painfully to save everyone from himself damning them to hell
sounds like a satanic ritual to prevent his evil side from taking over
-If jesus wanted them to be saved from hell by believing in him, then why didn't he just not exist in the first place so that nobody would have to believe unless they get sent to hell? jesus made himself exist around some really strange circumstances that guaranteed a huge amount of people wouldn't believe in him, so that he could send them to hell forever when he could have simply just never existed so that nobody would go to hell for not believing in him, but he chose to damn billions of people to hell for all eternity anyway. That's not god. That's satan pretending to be god.
-He's the SON OF MAN, don't you get it? He's the creation of mankind, not of God. God made humanity, not the other way around. jesus is literally satan and total blasphemy
jesus is satan.
christians:
drink jesus's blood
eat of his flesh
jesus dies
wakes up 3 days later
christianity is a satanic cannibalistic vampire zombie cult
that is when I decided that religion is against god.
God and religion are not the same thing.
religion demands that you beLIEve but never allows you to KNOW.
people fall into the trap of worshipping their religion and forgetting about god entirely.
cut out the middle man.
WORSHIP GOD DIRECTLY. don't believe anything. KNOW.
What you’re missing is the belief in absolute right and wrong.
Your joke is flawed.
It would make more sense if Jesus said something like this:
“If you engage in this harmful behavior you will be punished”
Rather then
“Let me in”
Religion promises punishment to harmful behaviors; if followed there would be less damage in the universe. It also promises reward to fruitful behaviors; if followed there would be more good in the world.
It boils down to whether you believe in absolute right and wrong which any sane person does.
What you’re missing is the belief in absolute right and wrong.
Nothing is that simple here on earth. I will say there are definitely gray areas, but I will agree with you in that there DEFINITELY ARE ABSOLUTES. They DO exist, and I have witnessed true good, and I have witnessed the darkest most vile and unnameable evil.
Your joke is flawed.
My joke is not flawed, You misunderstand my joke. lots of different christians run around telling people "believe in jesus, here come to us and be in our group, but by the way, if you don't, you're going to hell forever and ever even if you're a good person!, oh and by the way jesus loves you, even though he's sending you to hell! k thanks bai"
You’re super retarded. Everything is subjective. The most illuminated of the Illuminati a hundred years ago are by and large more retarded than an average 14 year old with the internet in modern times. True good is absolute evil to the other side of the coin. Stop with your armchair philosophy retard, read the Bible and highlight the words of Jesus as you read it.
!["Equality is a Lie. Not one Religion mentions Equality, only the opposite -that our actions [are what God judges]... The answer to subversion is to bring society back to Religion." - Yuri Bezmenov](/thumbnails/95/13/9513ced1-9b4f-4604-931a-ae52d52ef3fa.png)
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Anonz55z ago
All religions are infiltrated by satanists. religions are one of the many avenues they use to force fear based negative reinforcement propaganda on everyone.
https://archive.is/waMfX/135dfbb5581554ab5069fdaf70afbcd0d386b0b0.png
One morning there is a man inside his house drinking coffee when he hears a loud knock at the door.
The next time a christian of any kind tries to convert you and you ask them questions and they tell you that if you don't convert that you will go to hell forever, tell them this joke, and explain to them that this is why you will never convert to christianity, because you never negotiate with terrorists.
I find it unusual that we're in the matrix/womb hell simulation physical realm false reality and christians believe that jesus is the son of god, yet jesus dies on the cross and instead of going to heaven he resurrects and flies away, still physically flying away in physical space, as in "the air" as in "on earth" and flies to some physical location far away in the sky or something. I think that this is more proof that jesus is satan because satan wants to be the master of the physical realm, and therefor would not exit this reality because god would kick satans ass no problem so satan can't really try to take over heaven. jesus doesn't die and stay dead and go to heaven because he's not the boss of heaven. He's the boss of hell, so he resurrects again, because he comes back to LIFE as in "this world" again and not the better real reality of heaven. Why come back to life if life is not the superior reality? If jesus flew away after ressurecting, then that means he's still in the physical realm, as in INSIDE THIS REALITY. False god of a False reality = satan.
-if jesus died for our sins then why is the world still full of sin?
-If god is all powerful then why did he need to lower himself into sin and destruction to save everyone?
-If god is all powerful then why would he make everyone damned to hell first so that they would need to be saved later?
-The answer is he wouldn't because God is not retarded. The answer is that jesus is not God.
sounds like a satanic ritual to prevent his evil side from taking over
-If jesus wanted them to be saved from hell by believing in him, then why didn't he just not exist in the first place so that nobody would have to believe unless they get sent to hell? jesus made himself exist around some really strange circumstances that guaranteed a huge amount of people wouldn't believe in him, so that he could send them to hell forever when he could have simply just never existed so that nobody would go to hell for not believing in him, but he chose to damn billions of people to hell for all eternity anyway. That's not god. That's satan pretending to be god.
-He's the SON OF MAN, don't you get it? He's the creation of mankind, not of God. God made humanity, not the other way around. jesus is literally satan and total blasphemy
jesus is satan.
that is when I decided that religion is against god.
God and religion are not the same thing.
religion demands that you beLIEve but never allows you to KNOW.
people fall into the trap of worshipping their religion and forgetting about god entirely.
cut out the middle man.
WORSHIP GOD DIRECTLY. don't believe anything. KNOW.
Tandemlee ago
What you’re missing is the belief in absolute right and wrong.
Your joke is flawed.
It would make more sense if Jesus said something like this:
“If you engage in this harmful behavior you will be punished”
Rather then
“Let me in”
Religion promises punishment to harmful behaviors; if followed there would be less damage in the universe. It also promises reward to fruitful behaviors; if followed there would be more good in the world.
It boils down to whether you believe in absolute right and wrong which any sane person does.
Anonz55z ago
Nothing is that simple here on earth. I will say there are definitely gray areas, but I will agree with you in that there DEFINITELY ARE ABSOLUTES. They DO exist, and I have witnessed true good, and I have witnessed the darkest most vile and unnameable evil.
My joke is not flawed, You misunderstand my joke. lots of different christians run around telling people "believe in jesus, here come to us and be in our group, but by the way, if you don't, you're going to hell forever and ever even if you're a good person!, oh and by the way jesus loves you, even though he's sending you to hell! k thanks bai"
THSenior ago
You’re super retarded. Everything is subjective. The most illuminated of the Illuminati a hundred years ago are by and large more retarded than an average 14 year old with the internet in modern times. True good is absolute evil to the other side of the coin. Stop with your armchair philosophy retard, read the Bible and highlight the words of Jesus as you read it.
Anonz55z ago
And you're a leftist lol
THSenior ago
Precisely why you’re a retard
Anonz55z ago
Nice argument you have there. Care to use facts to defeat me?
THSenior ago
The fact is you’re a retard
Anonz55z ago
prove it
https://invidio.us/watch?v=krxU5Y9lCS8