You know what’s weird. I’m not allergic to almost anything. What I am allergic to is 99% of deodorants apparently. It took me forever to find one that worked as a kid. All those days I would have rashes till I finally found the one I still use. If they ever go under I’m probably just gonna say fuck deodorant. Some people think I stink. They don’t know I did stink because I was doing meth. I don’t stink it’s just when you don’t drink or sweat or bath for 5 days then you start sweating It all out at once it’s like concentrated sweat. Super fucking toxin filled sweat. Now I don’t stink but nobody pays attention to what’s normal, only what’s abnormal. It’s pretty gay. I can’t tell them either cause they’re coworkers. I can’t tell them I would be operating million dollar machines while I’m fucking hallucinating like crazy. Lookin over seeing dinosaurs n shit. Dripping sweat cause I took too much and I was secretly terrified that I was overdosing. I gotta say, I keep it together pretty well. The only person who noticed was a guy who also has substance abuse issues. He would always ask me on mondays, you did meth again didn’t you? Yea..... YEAAAAA. YEAAAAA. I Fuckkn miss meth. No other substance can you gamble jerk off and work out for 50 hours straight till you have wake up finally and barely can walk even cause you havnt eatin for five days. I remember I would go so long without water that my urine would be like dark brown. Ahhh, that’s the stink. Plus amphetamines make you smell weird anyways. I even threw out my bed sheets and got good ones. Cause I’m rich motherfucker. You know what sucks though, I sweat a lot when I sleep. But only with the good sheets cause they’re thicker I guess. I got really shitty crappy 15 dollar sheets and I never sweat with them? Is it the thinness of the sheets? I know sometimes when I lucid dream I drip sweat. Especially when I fake valarian root. I dream so hard and it’s so intense. I’m sitting there banging your mom and gettin real into it. At first I even had a couple wet dreams. I remember my dad askin me if I had a wet dream yet. Really wish I remembered the context of that question but alas I was too young. Yes dad I did cum in my sleep. I wanna talk to all the moms. Washing their boys sheets at the ages of 12-15. Those unsung soccer mom heroes. Look I came full circle ⭕️. Guess I’ll end it here.
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The_Oogie ago
Its to make us allergic to ourselves...duh.
Why do you think there are so many kids allergic to stuff now? Because the vaccines contained egg, peanut oil, dairy etc.
Maroonsaint ago
You know what’s weird. I’m not allergic to almost anything. What I am allergic to is 99% of deodorants apparently. It took me forever to find one that worked as a kid. All those days I would have rashes till I finally found the one I still use. If they ever go under I’m probably just gonna say fuck deodorant. Some people think I stink. They don’t know I did stink because I was doing meth. I don’t stink it’s just when you don’t drink or sweat or bath for 5 days then you start sweating It all out at once it’s like concentrated sweat. Super fucking toxin filled sweat. Now I don’t stink but nobody pays attention to what’s normal, only what’s abnormal. It’s pretty gay. I can’t tell them either cause they’re coworkers. I can’t tell them I would be operating million dollar machines while I’m fucking hallucinating like crazy. Lookin over seeing dinosaurs n shit. Dripping sweat cause I took too much and I was secretly terrified that I was overdosing. I gotta say, I keep it together pretty well. The only person who noticed was a guy who also has substance abuse issues. He would always ask me on mondays, you did meth again didn’t you? Yea..... YEAAAAA. YEAAAAA. I Fuckkn miss meth. No other substance can you gamble jerk off and work out for 50 hours straight till you have wake up finally and barely can walk even cause you havnt eatin for five days. I remember I would go so long without water that my urine would be like dark brown. Ahhh, that’s the stink. Plus amphetamines make you smell weird anyways. I even threw out my bed sheets and got good ones. Cause I’m rich motherfucker. You know what sucks though, I sweat a lot when I sleep. But only with the good sheets cause they’re thicker I guess. I got really shitty crappy 15 dollar sheets and I never sweat with them? Is it the thinness of the sheets? I know sometimes when I lucid dream I drip sweat. Especially when I fake valarian root. I dream so hard and it’s so intense. I’m sitting there banging your mom and gettin real into it. At first I even had a couple wet dreams. I remember my dad askin me if I had a wet dream yet. Really wish I remembered the context of that question but alas I was too young. Yes dad I did cum in my sleep. I wanna talk to all the moms. Washing their boys sheets at the ages of 12-15. Those unsung soccer mom heroes. Look I came full circle ⭕️. Guess I’ll end it here.
tanukihat ago
Are you doing OK, friend?
Maroonsaint ago
I’m never ok. But that’s ok. Cause I don’t have a choice