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RedCoatTurnCoat ago

I haven't read the book, but Dune is the faggiest goddamned movie I have ever seen.

I watched it recently because the recent South Park episode cracked me up and I have been repeating Mr Mackey's version of 'The Spice Melaaaange' in my head for my own amusement, also because it demonstrates the sheer faggotry of the film.

  • Everyone man continually looks at eachother lustfully, sometimes as their internal dialogues are playing.
  • All the women are she-hags that are a cross between the witch in the OG Dark Crystal and the Skekses. Even the fucking hissing kid what was that thing?
  • The method of an assassination attempt is to have the Duke draw in the men within lip-touching distance of his face and then bite down hard on something.
  • Baron Harkonnen is what every Hollywood director would look like if you shone a light on them and they weren't being kept alive from their venereal diseases. He literally has a little bitchboy he summons, pulls out a plug in his heart and gets off on washing himself in the blood. That creature is the metaphysical embodiment of the ultimate gluttonous pedo-necro-kike. Plagued, quite literally, by his own insatiable lusts.
  • Sting walking around naked out of a steam chamber wearing some fucking v thing on his crotch displaying himself like a fancy little bitch and generally tweaking out throughout the whole movie.
  • The main character ends up in the land of blue meth deeep in the desert, where he gets on a giant phallic object - the worm - and teaches all of his cohorts how to ride these giant phallic demons with him gaily. All of them hopped up on The Spiiiceee.
  • Many many man hugs and pining over men, like his reunion with Patrick Stewart and shit.
  • Directed by David Lynch.

There was more but I can't remember. I like your adrenochrome theory, also.