Who knows. Maybe dead soviet astronaut, maybe aliens, maybe human remains. There is a theory about tne chan thomas book that the whole purpose was to get evidence that the sun produces a cyclical mininova, but thats from the central glowniggers, so its probably something entirely else.
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blueblur ago
What do you goats think?
Corpse_washer ago
Footage fake, landing real and kept a secret because what they found.
TraditionalCode0 ago
Keep washing that dead corpse.
Corpse_washer ago
Who knows. Maybe dead soviet astronaut, maybe aliens, maybe human remains. There is a theory about tne chan thomas book that the whole purpose was to get evidence that the sun produces a cyclical mininova, but thats from the central glowniggers, so its probably something entirely else.
TraditionalCode0 ago
I'm going with the Van Allen Belt Buckle theory.
Van Allen's Belt buckles the theories.
Corpse_washer ago
Im not familiar with the buckle theory. Care to explain?
TraditionalCode0 ago
Are you familiar with the Van Allen Belt?
Corpse_washer ago
Of course. Just buckle theory doesnt bring up anything via search.
trevmon ago
he probably really thought it was called the belt buckle lol