Formula for INSANITY: Believe in hate crime hoaxes, take prescription medications, eat GMOs, drink tap water, get your flu shot, watch CNN, and read the NYT and WashPo

submitted 6.2 years ago by madmalloy

dirtydyno 6.2 years ago

Use Facebook on your smart "spy" phone

ardvarcus 6.2 years ago

Drinking bottled water is far worse than drinking tap water. You get a toxic mix of plastics and their byproducts with every sip.

Inara__Serra 6.2 years ago

Right. Just skip all m3dications. Die soon and often

goatmensch 6.2 years ago

How to NPC yourself.

Or, don't believe in your Creator.

heygeorge 6.2 years ago

Natural News is as bad as Weekly World News.

madmalloy 6.2 years ago

I guess it doesn't live up to SoapboxBanhammer's standards.

heygeorge 6.2 years ago

Such a weak weasely strawman of an answer! Moreso because this low quality trash may fit better there, you twit.

madmalloy 6.2 years ago

That wasn't an answer because there was no question, just an opinion stated by an ass.

heygeorge 6.2 years ago

Would you consider it a reply? How about this:

Why is your head shoved so far up your ass that you think Natural News bears repeating?

madmalloy 6.2 years ago

Listening to you whine makes my night! Thanks for the laughs!

heygeorge 6.2 years ago

Listening to you whine makes my night!

Sounds like a sad existence, mate, and also a telling answer to my question. Glad to help cheer you up a bit.

sinclair 6.2 years ago

How about Newspunch? We need a real list of post-onion style "news".

Beforeitsnews is another one.

heygeorge 6.2 years ago

They suck, too. Fucking idiots complain about MSM then post this shit and quote it as fact.