This just in, celebrities gathering at the border to sing , We Are the World, a very risky operation, that demands perfect timing! President Trump has ordered pallets of cough drops, to be sent to the Border, to combat throat tickles! This mission, although very dangerous, hopes to succeed in providing each and every migrant with a pair of Jordan sneakers," not Team Jordans", and a late model BMW no older than 1982! With great risk comes great reward! This group of selfless celebrities , led by Kathy Griffin and Robert DeNiro has agreed to a 2.37 % discount off their usual fees, Griffin insist ,"it's time for celebrities to start giving back to the people! "If this plan fails, contingencies have been made for a collaboration of prop comedy, including the likes of Gallaghers brother and Carrot Top! When asked about this, DeNiro stated," for the world sake, I hope it doesn't have to go that far!