Obama's family is horribly inbred. That's why Michelle needed IVF (Conspiracy)

submitted ago by Aged

Think about it. They come from Kenya, and we all know about these tribal societies don't let them marry outside their family for political and financial reasons. As result, Obama is the unlucky result of this that shoot blanks over and over again, and so comes the artificial method.

Food_Stamp ago

The most strange occurrence to me was probably the times she was dancing and you could clearly see her cock flopping around.

Fateswebb ago

Rivers faked her death. But yeah shortly after calling Mike out.

halinflorida ago

She's a person with a Y chromosome and likely all other body parts as well. Barry is a gayboi and the kids are from another couple.

KeepGoingRight ago

... Also, he's Hella gay

DownRange ago

Yeah and the fuck who killed her even took a selfie during the hit to use a proof for payment.

Here_Comma_Suk_Dd ago

Sauce?

IIJOSEPHXII ago

S/he didn't have IVF (in vitro fertilization) s/he/it had ISEF (in somebody else fertilization)

Meet the parents https://twitter.com/llJOSEPHXll/status/1060862303543934977?s=19

Food_Stamp ago

Mike obama cant have babies cause hes got a dick, bro.

mememeyou ago

BBC

cryptex ago

Michael*

And keep up, she is a he.

Men can't have babies.