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elitch2 ago

BOught some more ammo.

u_r_wat_u_eat ago

Hope you enjoy eating bullets, literally

(don't forget to stock up on foods)

rejectedfromreddit ago

Whatever, I've played Oregon Trail before. I've totally got this.

Whit3_rabbit5 ago

What happens when you get dysentery? LOL

TwitterBannedIt ago

"Whit3_rabbit5 has died of dysentery"

You immediately lean over to your classmate and show him his tombstone.

rejectedfromreddit ago

Then you go pirate and steal medication, just like Blackbeard did when he thought his dick was rotting off.

https://www.livescience.com/49563-blackbeard-pirate-ship-yields-medical-supplies.html