June 27. Day 1, 7pm: (88°)
Sir, the SOHO reports a large object moving from the other side of the sun towards Earth!
"What kind of object?"
Sir, it's a disc 50 miles wide.
"Alien intelligence?"
Sir, we don't know.
June 28. Day 2, 7pm: (87°)
Sir, the alien craft has synced orbit with the sun and is somehow expanding
"What do mean? Try to contact them again. Expanding?"
Sir, the aliens are extending some kind of umbrella from their craft and blocking out the sun. It's a hostile act!
"All attempts at contact have failed? We know they're intelligent? ...OK...Shoot them down with all of our weapons!! NOW! We will not go down without a fight."
June 29. Day 3, 7pm (65°)
Sir, we have launched all of our nuclear missiles along with the chinese and russians, but they were all destroyed as soon as they left the atmosphere and the target was aquired. The same for our orbiting weapons platforms; even our Laser satellites. They have blocked out the sun completly.
"What are our options? The people are rioting worldwide... they already know we're under attack."
Sir, come with us. There are contingency plans for this type of scenerio.
June 30. Day 4, 7pm (50°)
Chaos.
July 1. Day 5, 7pm (35°)
Millions dead.
July 2. Day 6, 7pm (20°)
The sky is crystal clear. All power is off. The sky is always night. The dead are frozen where they fell.
July 3. Day 7, 7pm (5°)
Crops frozen, animals turn to ice statues,
The survivors hunker down in their underground bunkers.
July 4. Day 8, 7pm (-10°)
There are no more riots. Tranquility is a result of the cold.
July 5. Day 9, 7pm (-25°)
The human race has been wiped out except for a few million dedicated survivalists and "key officials". A few are in touch by ham radio. Many of them blame it on Jews and Demons while continuing to document the event.
July 6. Day 10, 7pm (-40°) ...celsius and fahrenheit meet at last.
Sir, our submarines and shelters were designed for long term sustainability. But the oceans are beginning to freeze.
"Where are the little children? We should offer a sacrifice to Molach!"
Sir?
July 7. Day 11, 7pm (-55°)
Hey, you! Stop where you are blam-blam-blam-blam.
July 8. Day 12, 7pm (-70°)
Skim ice at the equator.
July 9. Day 13, 7pm (-85°)
The earth is white with frost. Glaciers grow by the minute.
December 21. Day 143, 7pm (-460°)
The earth is a frozen ball of ice. The alien ship retracts it's umbrella and shifts it's orbit past our planet and between us and Mars. A few days later, it unfurles it's umbrella and starts reflecting sunlight to rapidly warm the earth.
April 11. Day 0, 7pm (72°)
"WE'RE HOME"
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ShadowWatcher ago
The people of Earth have been making our own giant umbrella, to combat the alien umbrella! I just ordered an umbrella from China, it still hasn't shipped yet! Maybe the rain has caused a delay, the mailman should have an umbrella! I will use my umbrella to combat the rain! Umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella!