What if the jews are an alien race of parasites? What if originally the jews were from another planet, but were banned and forced to leave on a huge space ship called "The Arc", because are a race of parasites that infiltrate and destroy everything they touch? This may explain a lot of things. Especially how the hell the jews being a tiny race of few assholes manage to control the whole planet by inventing religious and political ideologies? Also, how the hell did the jews manage to control all the world banks? Also how the hell did the jews manage to control all the mass media and entertainment? And why the hell nobody is stopping them? A plausible theory would be that the jews have some kind of alien technology of how to enslave aborigens of entire planets. Also, this may explain why jews don't really want to go in space, simply because they are wanted by the space police.
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ardvarcus ago
Your theory is a metaphor of the truth, which is even stranger. Jews, when they were an ancient tribe of herders in the Middle East, made a pact with a demon which the Jews called God. This demon gave them an advantage over the rest of mankind in return for their eternal worship. However, the demon could not prevent the rest of mankind hating the Jews in response to their manipulations and abuses. As a consequence, Jews have been periodically purged from the nations they infest. They cannot resist fucking themselves.